Men Are Hard To Please男人很难取悦!!
Men Are Hard To Please<B></B>男人很难取悦!!
The problems with GUYS:
男人的问题是：
If u TREAT him nicely, he says u are IN LOVE with him;
如果妳对他好，他说妳爱上他了；
If u Don't, he says u are PROUD.
对他不好，他说妳高傲。
If u DRESS Nicely, he says u are trying to LURE him;
如果妳穿得很漂亮，他说你企图诱惑他；
If u Don't, he says u are from KAMPUNG.
如果不，他说妳是乡下来的。
If u ARGUE with him, he says u are STUBBORN;
如果妳跟他理论，他说妳固执；
If u keep QUIET, he says u have no BRAINS.
如果妳沉默，他说妳没脑子！
If u are SMARTER than him, he'll lose FACE;
如果妳比他聪明，他说那是小聪明；
If he's Smarter than u, he is GREAT.
如果他比你聪明，他就是有智慧。
If u don't Love him, he tries to POSSESS u;
如果妳不爱他，他想拥有妳；
If u Love him, he will try to LEAVE u.(very true huh?)
如果妳爱他，他试着离开妳．
If u tell him your PROBLEM, he says u are TROBLESOME;
如果妳告诉他妳的问题，他说妳麻烦；
If u don't, he says that u don't TRUST him.
如果不，他说妳不信任他。
If u SCOLD him, u are like a NANNY to him;
如果妳骂他，妳好像他奶妈；
If he SCOLDS u, it is because he CARES for u.
如果他骂妳，是表示他“关心”妳。
If u BREAK your PROMISE, u Cannot be TRUSTED;
如果妳没有守承诺，妳就是不可信的人；
If he BREAKS his, he is FORCED to do so.
如果他不守承诺，他是迫不得已的。
If u SMOKE, u are a BAD girl;
如果妳吸烟，妳是坏女孩；
If he SMOKES, he is a GENTLEMEN.
如果他吸烟，他是绅士。
If u do WELL in your exams, he says it's LUCK;
如果妳考试成绩好，他说是运气；
If he does WELL, it's BRAINS.
如果他考得好，他说是实力！
If u HURT him, u are CRUEL;
如果妳伤害了他，表示妳很残忍；
If he HURTs u, u are too SENSITIVE!!
如果他伤害了妳，表示妳太敏感!!
SO HARD TO PLEASE!!!!!
太难取悦!!!!!
If u send this to guys, they will swear that it's not true...
如果你寄这封信给男生，他们会发誓以上是不正确的．
But if u don't they say u are selfish...
如果你不寄给他们，他们说妳自私．<p></p></P>
The moral of the story is.......
以上的故事告诉我们：
Send this to guys outthere anyway...
快转寄这邮件给男生吧！
Send it to girls also to give them some laughter...
转寄给女生，让她们笑一笑！</P>
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