99%聰明人都會答錯的白癡問題
<U><FONT color=#9acd32 size=6>TEST FOR DEMENTIA<BR><BR></FONT></U> <BR><BR> <FONT color=darkorange><FONT size=6> <U>癡呆測試</U></FONT></FONT><BR> <BR><STRONG>Below are four (4) questions and a bonus question. You have to answer them instantly. <BR><BR>You can't take your time, answer all of them immediately. Let's find out just how clever you really are. <BR><BR>下列有4 個問題及一個加分題，你必須立刻回答，不能花時間慢慢想，讓我們看看你有多聰明。 <BR> <BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><BR>Ready?<FONT color=red><STRONG><FONT size=5> GO</FONT></STRONG></FONT>!!! (scroll down)<BR><BR>準備好，向下捲！ <BR> <BR> <BR><BR> <BR> <BR><STRONG><FONT color=red>First Question: 第一題 </FONT></STRONG>: <BR>You are participating in a race. You overtake the second place person. What position are you in? <BR>你參加賽跑，追過第2 名，你是第幾名？ <BR> <BR> <BR> <BR> <BR> <BR> <BR> <BR> <BR> <BR> <BR><BR><BR><STRONG><FONT color=red>Answer</FONT></STRONG>: If you answered that you are first, then you are wrong! If you overtake the second place person, and you take their place, you are second! <BR><FONT color=red><STRONG>解答：</STRONG></FONT> 如果你的回答是第 1名，你就錯了！你如果追過第 2名，你只是取代那人的位置，你是第 2名。 <BR><BR><FONT color=yellowgreen>To answer the second question, don't take as much time as you took for the first question. 回答第2題，你不能使用與回答第 1題相同的時間。 <BR> </FONT><BR><STRONG><FONT color=red>Second Question第二題 :</FONT></STRONG> <BR>If you are in a race, and you overtake the last person, then you are? <BR>你參加賽跑，你追過最後一名，你是第幾名？ <BR> <BR> <BR> <BR> <BR> <BR> <BR> <BR> <BR> <BR> <BR><BR><BR><STRONG><FONT color=red>Answer:</FONT></STRONG> If you answered that you are second to last, then you are wrong again. Tell me, how can you overtake the LAST person?! You're not having a good time at this! Are you? <BR><FONT color=red><STRONG>解答：</STRONG></FONT>如果你的回答是倒數第 2名，你又錯了！告訴我，你怎能追過最後一名？顯然你並未樂在其中！ <BR> <BR><FONT color=yellowgreen>Very tricky maths! Note: This must be done in your head only. Do NOT use paper and pencil or a calculator. Try it. <BR>很詭異的算術！這只能在腦中盤算。不要使用紙與筆或計算機，試試看。 </FONT><BR> <BR><FONT color=red>Third Question: 第三題 </FONT><BR>Take 1000 and add 40 to it. <SPAN class=t_tag onclick=tagshow(event) href="tag.php?name=Now">Now</SPAN> add another 1000. <SPAN class=t_tag onclick=tagshow(event) href="tag.php?name=Now">Now</SPAN> add 30. Add another 1000. <SPAN class=t_tag onclick=tagshow(event) href="tag.php?name=Now">Now</SPAN> add 20. <SPAN class=t_tag onclick=tagshow(event) href="tag.php?name=Now">Now</SPAN> add another 1000. now add 10. <BR>What is the total? <BR>以1000 加上40，再加 1000 ，再加30，再加 1000，現在加上20，再加一次 1000，現在加上10，總數是什麼？ <BR> <BR> <BR> <BR> <BR> <BR> <BR> <BR> <BR> <BR><BR><BR><FONT color=red>Answer: </FONT>Did you get 5000? The correct answer is actually 4100. Don't believe it? Check with your calculator! <BR><FONT color=red>解答：</FONT>得到 5000是嗎？正確答案是4100，不要相信，用計算機查證吧！ <BR><BR><FONT color=yellowgreen>Today is definitely not your day. Maybe you will get the last question right? <BR>今天對你鐵定諸事不宜，或許最後一題你會答對？ </FONT><BR><BR><FONT color=red>Fourth Question:第四題 </FONT><BR> Mary's father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini, 4. Nono. What is the name of the fifth daughter? <BR>Mary的父親有 5個女兒，第 1個女兒 Nana， 第 2個女兒 Nene， 第3個女兒 Nini， 第 4個女兒 Nono，第 5個女兒的名字是什麼？ <BR> <BR> <BR> <BR> <BR> <BR> <BR> <BR> <BR> <BR><BR><BR><FONT color=red>Answer:</FONT> Nunu? NO! Of course not. Her name is Mary. Read the question again! <BR><FONT color=red>解答：</FONT> 答案是 Nunu嗎？不！絕對不是，她的名字是 Mary，請再讀一次問題！ <BR><BR><FONT color=yellowgreen>Okay, now the bonus round. You can partially redeem yourself with this one!!!!! <BR>好，現在是加分題。這題可稍稍解救﹙彌補﹚你！ </FONT><BR><BR><FONT color=red>Bonus Question加分題 : </FONT><BR>There is a mute person who wants to buy a toothbrush. By imitating the action of brushing one's teeth he successfully expresses himself to the shopkeeper and the purchase is done. Now if there is a blind man who wishes to buy a pair of sunglasses, how should he express himself? <BR>一個啞巴想買牙刷，他模仿刷牙的動作，成功的向店主表達，也完成了購買。現在如果一個瞎子想買一副太陽眼鏡，他要如何表達？ <BR> <BR> <BR> <BR> <BR> <BR> <BR> <BR> <BR> <BR><BR><BR><FONT color=red>Answer:</FONT> He just has to open his mouth and ask. He's blind, not mute - so simple. <BR><FONT color=red>解答：</FONT> 他只要張開嘴問即可。他是瞎子，不是啞巴。就這麼簡單！ </STRONG><BR><BR><STRONG> <BR> <BR><BR><BR><BR><BR><FONT color=yellowgreen><FONT size=4>KEEP THIS GOING TO FRUSTRATE THE 'SMART PEOPLE' IN YOUR LIFE <BR>把這個傳下去，以便打擊那些你生活中遇到的「聰明人」</STRONG><BR></FONT></FONT> 玩过好多次了...but...加分题...的确搞笑
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