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世界小姐眼中的最后一问:形容一下他们国家男性的性器官!!!!

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世界小姐眼中的最后一问:形容一下他们国家男性的性器官 O& ]% l# R; X* f( u % f; P6 o( Q% b0 ?' j1 fMiss Universe's last Question $ c( n) j* V) Y# q+ w: B环球小姐最后一题 8 d! K: _$ A* b. l, V+ IQuestion: Ms America, how do you describe a male organ in your country?% s" O/ H7 l3 T. d z 问:美国小姐,请形容贵国男性的性器官。 8 s5 V6 p$ p' m i" m _8 [% p6 ]Ms America: Well, I can say that male organs in America are like ! N. h7 g1 ~* ?' n8 a2 `' Jgentlemen.3 V% k) V# P" }1 t& D9 O z 美国小姐:美国的男性器官象绅士。/ G+ P% l P3 w9 z( Z, o) L4 W# } Question: How can you say so?' @1 I0 u4 c2 e9 U0 [4 R: F# ^7 x9 { 问:为什么呢?0 \9 R# f) v' e ~ Ms America: Because it stands every time it sees a woman........1 b/ d' l0 f$ r- ^ 美国小姐:因为只要一看到女士,他们就会起立…… * Z( ]6 s" ~& y9 C% p, Q! j0 M(Applause! Applause!) 1 V4 b% T$ o8 }3 u1 H$ [(鼓掌、鼓掌) ) Q$ \& Q& S, m--------------------------------------------------------------------/ [; f- ~5 i2 D) G5 j1 Z) I. N M0 a; u; k$ o0 J/ n( C! s7 gQuestion: Ms Spain, how do you describe a male organ in your country?5 u) ^# @, D5 \# X 问:西班牙小姐,请形容贵国男性的性器官。6 G/ P, Y' q$ I* h& k Ms Spain: Male organs in our country are like our very own Bullfight or+ `! z2 C" t2 g6 m3 q& P6 F Toro(Bull)& g4 ^+ Z z# t 西班牙小姐:西班牙的男性器官象斗牛。 : A* }% O1 U& ]' H' AQuestion: How can you say so?+ }; T& ~$ i) |! E 问:为什么呢?" X, O% h! ]& k9 H2 l& m Ms Spain: Because it charges every time it sees an opening. $ S7 ^# a$ ~' K& P) k3 e# S西班牙小姐:因为只要看到有洞就会出击。3 D, |: C' ^0 N( w& w+ ^ Applause! Applause!) 3 W1 J2 c' R- ~$ Z9 a2 U(鼓掌、鼓掌)) g8 ^/ R; d' m) v6 X -------------------------------------------------------------------4 a4 c# z0 ?* l* e 6 P4 x& k' e3 O% rQuestion: Ms Philippines, how do you describe a male organ in your5 K# }. I) X5 s7 N' B country?" i8 u& ]) y8 B: d- g9 ` 问:菲律宾小姐,请形容贵国男性的性器官。3 J3 m& ]: L, O0 a! @ Ms Philippines: Well, I can say that male organs in our country are like ! o8 y2 j* N" W F$ B' i, t: agossip or rumors. # n5 p& f: [ d6 O$ S) U/ l菲律宾小姐:菲律宾的男性器官象流言。0 X$ s" O' N7 w+ Z- J Question: How can you say so?" ~* F/ A0 h- [ r5 t: | 问:为什么呢?) N: y; p7 ]" \) ? h0 | Ms Philippines: Because it passes from mouth to mouth.- }; F0 S, Q& E7 O4 j! [ 菲律宾小姐:因为它从一张嘴里传到另一张嘴里。) t a: o- p4 ]5 m" w* e (Applause! Applause! Standing Ovation! Applause! Applause!); }& r" S# P9 J; t (鼓掌、鼓掌,起立喝采,鼓掌、鼓掌). f- \& Z+ B Q8 o9 G6 E 8 _, g; I, Y2 ^: @- M6 q0 o& d* Z---------------------------------------------------------------------- 1 o2 @0 v0 T" m+ e) ~) J) v1 L+ F+ Q Question: Ms Iran, how do you describe a male organ in your Country? / N; L0 p% A* z问:伊朗小姐,请形容贵国男性的性器官。 8 U \+ u, Z$ S" G$ |Ms Iran: Well, I can say that male organs in Iran are like thieves.0 ~* N; M$ X6 a: C: _& Q. V+ J 伊朗小姐:伊朗的男性器官象贼。 1 E1 q x. }& l7 |* |8 M9 F; W3 q' DQuestion: How can you say so? 1 I5 R8 _2 z0 C) E T8 p7 p问:为什么呢?* {; ~, r: a% m! x9 a) X7 m Ms Iran: Because they like to enter through the back door. : m& [# u" b% m伊朗小姐:因为他们总爱走后门。 & j" e$ t4 i0 w(Applause! Applause! Laughter! Laughter! Applause! >Applause!)" K7 N* |$ K& d! q; ~/ y8 q (鼓掌、鼓掌,大笑、大笑,鼓掌、鼓掌) - C# k# O h/ g' d+ W) k----------------------------------------------------------------------- ) u+ Z" ^' d7 V q, q3 ^6 T ) R, m; w2 a2 b% q8 c8 pQuestion: Ms India, how do you describe a male organ in your country? ' ?2 M& _0 ~* |$ [* ^2 F问:印度小姐,请形容贵国男性的性器官。" W$ I% l( @! h7 B% ] Ms India: Well, I can say the male organs in India are like labourers. 7 b" x# W2 t) ^, a印度小姐:印度的男性器官象劳力。8 \+ n6 K$ ]4 a- }& K Question: How can you say so?# f3 f4 D3 X* M- N2 ^- n1 o 问:为什么呢?! X$ p3 m! B) ^2 w) B0 ?8 C/ U4 Q Ms India: Because it works day and night......% l/ g! |. ~* S g- p7 Y. o 印度小姐:因为日夜劳“做”。 8 n$ Z9 t: a0 B/ ?/ s(Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause!) " U( ?! q: x2 d) Y) ?; @(鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌)& E: }' A$ F1 k0 d$ a+ W+ S 8 F* C q2 t9 ?4 X5 k ----------------------------------------------------------------------- 9 U2 l6 {/ w9 j) ^' mQuestion: Ms Malaysia, how do you describe a ) H0 D/ F5 f/ s3 [/ tmale organ in your country? ! g6 V5 \% J/ q+ r" o问:马来西亚小姐,请形容贵国男性的性器官。 + a3 X* C+ n! q: y8 Q# uMs Malaysia: Well, I can say that Male Organs in Malaysia are like Proton 5 z$ f$ Y1 W0 a d* H! D! A# f3 Y; Acar./ F; l% q1 M( U4 r* Y2 Z 马来西亚小姐:马来西亚的男性器官象Proton 牌轿车(马来西亚国产车)。 8 J8 h- t% B P5 uQuestion: How can you say so? - o( S- K2 o, }, [8 D4 l问:为什么呢?. m9 ?; L' g4 p0 p Ms Malaysia: Look tough but actually very soft. * ~* H( ^$ Y& J* p* a' J马来西亚小姐:看起来很硬(造型类似HONDA)其实很软(一撞就变形)。% x8 y! k+ y8 Q- x) p5 g- O (Applause! Applause! Laughter! Laughter! Applause! Applause!): |* @9 V" j7 N/ q4 W# u (鼓掌、鼓掌,大笑、大笑,鼓掌、鼓掌) # r- N4 \9 H+ U9 l- z7 F---------------------------------------------------------------------- + {9 x9 { y, M3 S8 o) J+ D! D# E1 y1 F! U% U, S0 r$ n Question: Ms Singapore,how do you describe a male organ in your country?2 Y+ o9 k, n/ B* J8 G) K 问:新加坡小姐,请形容贵国男性的性器官。 , V- O6 M' _/ p0 kMs Singapore: Well, I can say that male organ In Singapore is very Kiasu9 h" ]6 Z: k2 ]. ? (Afraid to lose). ) [0 }: T2 X6 j) l$ l# Q% |新加坡小姐:新加坡的男性器官很怕输。" W7 W% _0 L" m7 Y- s) J: L( ^% }8 H Question: How can you say so? % A; ~$ V' U) q1 H1 {问:为什么呢? 7 z1 |4 z* {! _+ NMs Singapore: It always wants to rush in quick and leave 15 minutes) H/ N5 T& O( I; |! \8 Y before the0 ?3 p% x- h8 T* M' h. b% N; a show is over. 8 |7 j; x9 R* b8 M) ~新加坡小姐:总是冲进场,提前15分钟出场。& X \ `$ T7 l" e Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! 1 E+ A2 \3 I7 Q/ q; n(鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌)( b a3 ~ u: h0 t Question: Ms China, how do you describe a male organ in your country?2 ?( N5 d* `6 G2 W, v" u 问:中国小姐,请形容贵国男性的性器官。/ A' i: m1 K% x5 A; b, W Ms China: Well, I can say that male organs in China are like a space plane.5 ^5 Q- z1 q4 f8 d 中国小姐:中国的男性器官象航天飞机。 # L9 c) {8 n) W7 QQuestion: How can you say so? $ w9 M8 o v& \3 S4 B2 P% y* H# ]问:为什么呢? # R5 E, H- B& V1 GMs China: Because it brings you to paradise within few minutes........ 4 L; ?! G" X/ D中国小姐:虽然不大,但几分钟内就可以把你送上云端…… ! ?% |; V0 {4 I% t o3 r[em01]
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