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世界小姐眼中的最后一问:形容一下他们国家男性的性器官
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% f; P6 o( Q% b0 ?' j1 fMiss Universe's last Question
$ c( n) j* V) Y# q+ w: B环球小姐最后一题
8 d! K: _$ A* b. l, V+ IQuestion: Ms America, how do you describe a male organ in your country?% s" O/ H7 l3 T. d z
问:美国小姐,请形容贵国男性的性器官。
8 s5 V6 p$ p' m i" m _8 [% p6 ]Ms America: Well, I can say that male organs in America are like
! N. h7 g1 ~* ?' n8 a2 `' Jgentlemen.3 V% k) V# P" }1 t& D9 O z
美国小姐:美国的男性器官象绅士。/ G+ P% l P3 w9 z( Z, o) L4 W# }
Question: How can you say so?' @1 I0 u4 c2 e9 U0 [4 R: F# ^7 x9 {
问:为什么呢?0 \9 R# f) v' e ~
Ms America: Because it stands every time it sees a woman........1 b/ d' l0 f$ r- ^
美国小姐:因为只要一看到女士,他们就会起立……
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M0 a; u; k$ o0 J/ n( C! s7 gQuestion: Ms Spain, how do you describe a male organ in your country?5 u) ^# @, D5 \# X
问:西班牙小姐,请形容贵国男性的性器官。6 G/ P, Y' q$ I* h& k
Ms Spain: Male organs in our country are like our very own Bullfight or+ `! z2 C" t2 g6 m3 q& P6 F
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西班牙小姐:西班牙的男性器官象斗牛。
: A* }% O1 U& ]' H' AQuestion: How can you say so?+ }; T& ~$ i) |! E
问:为什么呢?" X, O% h! ]& k9 H2 l& m
Ms Spain: Because it charges every time it sees an opening.
$ S7 ^# a$ ~' K& P) k3 e# S西班牙小姐:因为只要看到有洞就会出击。3 D, |: C' ^0 N( w& w+ ^
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6 P4 x& k' e3 O% rQuestion: Ms Philippines, how do you describe a male organ in your5 K# }. I) X5 s7 N' B
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问:菲律宾小姐,请形容贵国男性的性器官。3 J3 m& ]: L, O0 a! @
Ms Philippines: Well, I can say that male organs in our country are like
! o8 y2 j* N" W F$ B' i, t: agossip or rumors.
# n5 p& f: [ d6 O$ S) U/ l菲律宾小姐:菲律宾的男性器官象流言。0 X$ s" O' N7 w+ Z- J
Question: How can you say so?" ~* F/ A0 h- [ r5 t: |
问:为什么呢?) N: y; p7 ]" \) ? h0 |
Ms Philippines: Because it passes from mouth to mouth.- }; F0 S, Q& E7 O4 j! [
菲律宾小姐:因为它从一张嘴里传到另一张嘴里。) t a: o- p4 ]5 m" w* e
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Question: Ms Iran, how do you describe a male organ in your Country?
/ N; L0 p% A* z问:伊朗小姐,请形容贵国男性的性器官。
8 U \+ u, Z$ S" G$ |Ms Iran: Well, I can say that male organs in Iran are like thieves.0 ~* N; M$ X6 a: C: _& Q. V+ J
伊朗小姐:伊朗的男性器官象贼。
1 E1 q x. }& l7 |* |8 M9 F; W3 q' DQuestion: How can you say so?
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Ms Iran: Because they like to enter through the back door.
: m& [# u" b% m伊朗小姐:因为他们总爱走后门。
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) R, m; w2 a2 b% q8 c8 pQuestion: Ms India, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
' ?2 M& _0 ~* |$ [* ^2 F问:印度小姐,请形容贵国男性的性器官。" W$ I% l( @! h7 B% ]
Ms India: Well, I can say the male organs in India are like labourers.
7 b" x# W2 t) ^, a印度小姐:印度的男性器官象劳力。8 \+ n6 K$ ]4 a- }& K
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Ms India: Because it works day and night......% l/ g! |. ~* S g- p7 Y. o
印度小姐:因为日夜劳“做”。
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9 U2 l6 {/ w9 j) ^' mQuestion: Ms Malaysia, how do you describe a
) H0 D/ F5 f/ s3 [/ tmale organ in your country?
! g6 V5 \% J/ q+ r" o问:马来西亚小姐,请形容贵国男性的性器官。
+ a3 X* C+ n! q: y8 Q# uMs Malaysia: Well, I can say that Male Organs in Malaysia are like Proton
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马来西亚小姐:马来西亚的男性器官象Proton 牌轿车(马来西亚国产车)。
8 J8 h- t% B P5 uQuestion: How can you say so?
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Ms Malaysia: Look tough but actually very soft.
* ~* H( ^$ Y& J* p* a' J马来西亚小姐:看起来很硬(造型类似HONDA)其实很软(一撞就变形)。% x8 y! k+ y8 Q- x) p5 g- O
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Question: Ms Singapore,how do you describe a male organ in your country?2 Y+ o9 k, n/ B* J8 G) K
问:新加坡小姐,请形容贵国男性的性器官。
, V- O6 M' _/ p0 kMs Singapore: Well, I can say that male organ In Singapore is very Kiasu9 h" ]6 Z: k2 ]. ?
(Afraid to lose).
) [0 }: T2 X6 j) l$ l# Q% |新加坡小姐:新加坡的男性器官很怕输。" W7 W% _0 L" m7 Y- s) J: L( ^% }8 H
Question: How can you say so?
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7 z1 |4 z* {! _+ NMs Singapore: It always wants to rush in quick and leave 15 minutes) H/ N5 T& O( I; |! \8 Y
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8 |7 j; x9 R* b8 M) ~新加坡小姐:总是冲进场,提前15分钟出场。& X \ `$ T7 l" e
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Question: Ms China, how do you describe a male organ in your country?2 ?( N5 d* `6 G2 W, v" u
问:中国小姐,请形容贵国男性的性器官。/ A' i: m1 K% x5 A; b, W
Ms China: Well, I can say that male organs in China are like a space plane.5 ^5 Q- z1 q4 f8 d
中国小姐:中国的男性器官象航天飞机。
# L9 c) {8 n) W7 QQuestion: How can you say so?
$ w9 M8 o v& \3 S4 B2 P% y* H# ]问:为什么呢?
# R5 E, H- B& V1 GMs China: Because it brings you to paradise within few minutes........
4 L; ?! G" X/ D中国小姐:虽然不大,但几分钟内就可以把你送上云端……
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