Men Are Hard To Please男人很难取悦!!

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Men Are Hard To Please 1 d2 V2 C& k- P8 w6 P男人很难取悦!! . w+ }$ j1 N( h4 Y a The problems with GUYS: 男人的问题是： If u TREAT him nicely, he says u are IN LOVE with him; 如果妳对他好，他说妳爱上他了； ' R$ ]6 y1 k0 V% I8 \If u Don't, he says u are PROUD. 5 O8 B: v0 h% _+ ~7 T& D- C对他不好，他说妳高傲。 If u DRESS Nicely, he says u are trying to LURE him; 如果妳穿得很漂亮，他说你企图诱惑他； * T3 z* I6 w6 p- n- U9 S' @. |If u Don't, he says u are from KAMPUNG. 如果不，他说妳是乡下来的。 1 w( i! _ Q; n# c3 \( K4 t ' z9 ?% Q" G' h" cIf u ARGUE with him, he says u are STUBBORN; 如果妳跟他理论，他说妳固执； If u keep QUIET, he says u have no BRAINS. & H+ P$ x7 N- I9 `3 U6 L9 y4 G, r如果妳沉默，他说妳没脑子！ / t( e* C: x& e( LIf u are SMARTER than him, he'll lose FACE; 如果妳比他聪明，他说那是小聪明； If he's Smarter than u, he is GREAT. 如果他比你聪明，他就是有智慧。 / o5 @! J5 O/ Q: h If u don't Love him, he tries to POSSESS u; & L. P& U* r4 f0 b2 S如果妳不爱他，他想拥有妳； If u Love him, he will try to LEAVE u.(very true huh?) 如果妳爱他，他试着离开妳． 5 L2 x$ W4 U4 |9 X 6 t# ~7 M! p: w4 P* NIf u tell him your PROBLEM, he says u are TROBLESOME; 0 M8 A& C' @9 H1 u如果妳告诉他妳的问题，他说妳麻烦； If u don't, he says that u don't TRUST him. 1 ?3 t+ ]9 J# m% H# V: W/ P5 j: l0 `& l4 P如果不，他说妳不信任他。 " x0 D$ f2 r# g5 ^ e If u SCOLD him, u are like a NANNY to him; + a2 }/ L* `* Z8 e* B2 y: k如果妳骂他，妳好像他奶妈； ( w6 y$ `. F1 ZIf he SCOLDS u, it is because he CARES for u. / z8 \: [' J5 _; B" p& Z1 O. T" O如果他骂妳，是表示他“关心”妳。 ! h+ o( N4 E) p/ \" N2 nIf u BREAK your PROMISE, u Cannot be TRUSTED; 如果妳没有守承诺，妳就是不可信的人； ! T- B; }9 ?1 R4 sIf he BREAKS his, he is FORCED to do so. 如果他不守承诺，他是迫不得已的。 If u SMOKE, u are a BAD girl; ( j" r4 k- l* K0 i4 P2 M7 q- K% _如果妳吸烟，妳是坏女孩； If he SMOKES, he is a GENTLEMEN. 如果他吸烟，他是绅士。 If u do WELL in your exams, he says it's LUCK; % M" U# [' s% W0 Y4 P1 A如果妳考试成绩好，他说是运气； 3 W# r$ J+ v% Y! f- oIf he does WELL, it's BRAINS. 如果他考得好，他说是实力！ If u HURT him, u are CRUEL; 如果妳伤害了他，表示妳很残忍； / }5 m6 d I; u! r0 M0 KIf he HURTs u, u are too SENSITIVE!! ; |4 g- c, e# O- t% S) \如果他伤害了妳，表示妳太敏感!! SO HARD TO PLEASE!!!!! 太难取悦!!!!! - T6 ?6 ~# n% _ c+ k, S " B1 k0 O, l$ ?. \) D6 YIf u send this to guys, they will swear that it's not true... 如果你寄这封信给男生，他们会发誓以上是不正确的． But if u don't they say u are selfish... ) k4 u( c" I% ^& d- x 如果你不寄给他们，他们说妳自私．

$ T" n" A) l2 }0 F; b" [The moral of the story is....... 以上的故事告诉我们： Send this to guys outthere anyway... 快转寄这邮件给男生吧！ ; S. G, P6 T! a Send it to girls also to give them some laughter... 转寄给女生，让她们笑一笑！

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