Men Are Hard To Please男人很难取悦!!

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Men Are Hard To Please 男人很难取悦!! The problems with GUYS: 1 [6 n* N6 o/ ~8 ]& q9 g! A男人的问题是： If u TREAT him nicely, he says u are IN LOVE with him; ! m% m! s" S7 s3 z8 W1 v如果妳对他好，他说妳爱上他了； , n6 n( A; v0 t% ^* t0 a! w2 AIf u Don't, he says u are PROUD. 3 b% z8 @( ^9 [0 S对他不好，他说妳高傲。 If u DRESS Nicely, he says u are trying to LURE him; 如果妳穿得很漂亮，他说你企图诱惑他； " K4 d) e" [; Y2 EIf u Don't, he says u are from KAMPUNG. 如果不，他说妳是乡下来的。 $ Y1 t/ u2 [3 E If u ARGUE with him, he says u are STUBBORN; 如果妳跟他理论，他说妳固执； If u keep QUIET, he says u have no BRAINS. 如果妳沉默，他说妳没脑子！ 4 o# _) o6 l8 }7 L4 z If u are SMARTER than him, he'll lose FACE; # p) G$ p4 J" E" E) J如果妳比他聪明，他说那是小聪明； If he's Smarter than u, he is GREAT. ?3 r4 s3 \' _0 A! ]5 V2 {如果他比你聪明，他就是有智慧。 " }" V/ N8 y; _: h) {% S r/ `7 E% u+ @1 B. K( U3 eIf u don't Love him, he tries to POSSESS u; % }5 S6 K# I( A) }9 j- P" ^如果妳不爱他，他想拥有妳； # t6 t4 q7 h4 W* U& G" iIf u Love him, he will try to LEAVE u.(very true huh?) 0 g# a% Q" ?# F X# g4 @ j如果妳爱他，他试着离开妳． 9 w! D/ ]9 |' t8 PIf u tell him your PROBLEM, he says u are TROBLESOME; 0 x& i1 n: y0 ~+ u. G: x! I如果妳告诉他妳的问题，他说妳麻烦； If u don't, he says that u don't TRUST him. 如果不，他说妳不信任他。 / N- ` o' O. A/ L2 s X% j 7 N: D5 R8 h* e# N" mIf u SCOLD him, u are like a NANNY to him; 如果妳骂他，妳好像他奶妈； : x" u' ?* U- VIf he SCOLDS u, it is because he CARES for u. 如果他骂妳，是表示他“关心”妳。 " U$ P* q" k, d1 L/ I1 ?0 J1 M 9 Q8 t, U* W, xIf u BREAK your PROMISE, u Cannot be TRUSTED; , o# _. H* b, g- p5 Q P如果妳没有守承诺，妳就是不可信的人； 1 B0 D& V6 P9 @ u6 I+ b b& M8 @. fIf he BREAKS his, he is FORCED to do so. 如果他不守承诺，他是迫不得已的。 / {0 e" a& B4 d1 b7 x2 x; i & T& j( d2 E. z% PIf u SMOKE, u are a BAD girl; 如果妳吸烟，妳是坏女孩； If he SMOKES, he is a GENTLEMEN. 如果他吸烟，他是绅士。 If u do WELL in your exams, he says it's LUCK; " l/ `8 _# h O9 Q如果妳考试成绩好，他说是运气； If he does WELL, it's BRAINS. 如果他考得好，他说是实力！ # F& P7 N3 }! a- c4 s; D& {1 K# M0 Z. I+ h + W7 |$ i/ C6 }1 uIf u HURT him, u are CRUEL; 如果妳伤害了他，表示妳很残忍； 8 n0 Z6 Z; R2 M& aIf he HURTs u, u are too SENSITIVE!! ! ]% G/ x: {) Y" X3 t3 B" v4 ? T6 ?如果他伤害了妳，表示妳太敏感!! SO HARD TO PLEASE!!!!! 太难取悦!!!!! 5 [" a! F* ^* v/ d 7 N" F2 y# y- {6 ~- o+ x {4 pIf u send this to guys, they will swear that it's not true... 如果你寄这封信给男生，他们会发誓以上是不正确的． * O3 |8 ~" ~3 } A8 ?But if u don't they say u are selfish... 1 z* _" \8 S. | 如果你不寄给他们，他们说妳自私．

The moral of the story is....... 以上的故事告诉我们： * k6 V& ~( s* A8 wSend this to guys outthere anyway... 快转寄这邮件给男生吧！ Send it to girls also to give them some laughter... 转寄给女生，让她们笑一笑！

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