so poor man post by carven

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If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman,　　 # J5 e) w( f* K$ u! SIf you don't, you are not a man,　　 If you praise her, she thinks you are lying,　　 , f. Q/ {* U) R }9 r5 r6 dIf you don't, you are good for nothing,　　 % q3 D! E( q2 M0 j/ p9 I# \+ B3 HIf you agree to all her likes, she is abusing,　 If you don't, you are not understanding,　 - ^. H# S# [9 r/ S 3 w9 ?8 S( ]! f" e4 ` X8 P! G7 R1 \" Z+ R/ j

If you make romance, you are an experienced man,　 ! O- C+ m! U( ?# g# kIf you don't ,you are half a man,　　 If you visit her too often, she thinks it is boring,　　 5 i z& j. R: p, o# a! Z4 a- RIf you don't, she accuses you of double crossing,　　 If you are well dressed,she says you are a playboy,　　 - Y* \" d3 {9 t& MIf you don't, you are a dull boy,　 % M7 Y0 C5 }3 U+ A* y- \, `8 _　 If you are jealous, she says it's bad,　　 " s; _& e; o2 `If you don't , she thinks you do not love her,　　 ( N8 u7 M( D. xIf you attempt a romance,she says you didn't respect her,　　 If you don't, she thinks you do not like her,　 R/ @# ?# L! \1 I- V+ S' [　 7 {! ~- }2 E+ ^# _: cIf you are a minute late, she complains it's hard to wait　　 5 o& d0 e) s; y! ZIf she is late, she says that's a girl's way,　　 If you visit another, she accuses you of being a heel,　　 . H& C' q' @$ VIf she is visited by another, 'oh it's natural, we are girls,　 ; |( }& M9 M- @" ?) c" L　 If you kiss her once in a while, she professes you are cold,　 If you kiss her too many, 4 @9 }+ R! n$ n# P' m( \she yells that you are taking advantage,　 ! B& R9 L5 G0 I: J* N. z& t1 Y' |$ `　 If you fail to help her in crossing the street, % o" g! l, b) P! Z) F6 k you lack ethics　　 * ~# _/ A4 T2 o0 m0 {+ x2 k# oIf you do, she thinks it's just one of the man's tactics, 7 ?9 }0 Z! l- b) o　　 ; e2 f: {8 b7 l( HIf you stare at other, she accuses you of flirting,　　 1 i5 ?; E) w3 @If she is stared by others, ; }" a" I) V+ r& } she says that they are just admiring 　　 0 i" k1 u, N& Y9 T* l5 B: LIf you talk, she wants you to listen,　　 $ t# o% g) _& C6 S6 z6 a4 Y' |, T# ?If you listen, she wants you to talk, 　　 Oh God! you created those creature called "WOMAN'　　 $ Q o3 h# }& \! S: F+ V! w; |3 [　　 8 T) U& R* F; R( eSo simple, yet so complex,　　 So weak, yet so powerful,　　 4 o8 K! F& U- J7 S6 e/ OSo confusing, yet so desirable,　　 ( o( }+ D# Y, _"O LORD' tell me what to do. AMEN"　

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Dying Just one sentence: If you Jump, I will Jump!( Men`s power) ) X$ l( `0 X) Z8 UIf you want to know whether a girl love you, you can ask: "If I jump, do you jump?" 1.I will(You are a man); 2.I won`t(You aren`t) 6 D: j5 K: U z! d4 q7 g& U1 P8 i" w

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