Men Are Hard To Please男人很难取悦!!

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Men Are Hard To Please # y* G3 E0 y9 p R5 Q$ {1 \男人很难取悦!! # p0 g8 {3 [) A* C5 d The problems with GUYS: 男人的问题是： : B& ~. v7 N9 F7 x: jIf u TREAT him nicely, he says u are IN LOVE with him; 如果妳对他好，他说妳爱上他了； 6 J+ o* w$ w# S# G* F$ F" G& IIf u Don't, he says u are PROUD. / I, @# v0 @. Z! ^6 j3 v对他不好，他说妳高傲。 If u DRESS Nicely, he says u are trying to LURE him; 6 \5 b Z& o- Z3 X. m如果妳穿得很漂亮，他说你企图诱惑他； 7 t! b- a( p* o0 N- E( pIf u Don't, he says u are from KAMPUNG. 1 X: z$ \* ?! G* y0 I如果不，他说妳是乡下来的。 If u ARGUE with him, he says u are STUBBORN; 3 [0 W! J* r/ _如果妳跟他理论，他说妳固执； If u keep QUIET, he says u have no BRAINS. 3 q; c" W& W# J5 h4 q. D0 F如果妳沉默，他说妳没脑子！ If u are SMARTER than him, he'll lose FACE; 如果妳比他聪明，他说那是小聪明； If he's Smarter than u, he is GREAT. 1 c- S2 o) j; F4 J如果他比你聪明，他就是有智慧。 If u don't Love him, he tries to POSSESS u; $ _% P8 V2 H# [! C) \/ D如果妳不爱他，他想拥有妳； If u Love him, he will try to LEAVE u.(very true huh?) 如果妳爱他，他试着离开妳． ( p' t F8 |& V0 mIf u tell him your PROBLEM, he says u are TROBLESOME; 如果妳告诉他妳的问题，他说妳麻烦； # C- u3 E# i, @9 v6 L+ kIf u don't, he says that u don't TRUST him. 如果不，他说妳不信任他。 If u SCOLD him, u are like a NANNY to him; ; @& Q% _2 f: s( J0 R如果妳骂他，妳好像他奶妈； ) m: m5 y7 S- a8 R+ K. P! y! h; F# ~1 AIf he SCOLDS u, it is because he CARES for u. 如果他骂妳，是表示他“关心”妳。 % a: s" `9 X h7 `* z/ w4 P7 p; ^ $ s2 V9 L: \: r% R' E$ Q, IIf u BREAK your PROMISE, u Cannot be TRUSTED; / D0 l# j, j# ~; N+ p如果妳没有守承诺，妳就是不可信的人； If he BREAKS his, he is FORCED to do so. 如果他不守承诺，他是迫不得已的。 If u SMOKE, u are a BAD girl; 如果妳吸烟，妳是坏女孩； . C' {( x7 S, `6 `; ^* u% QIf he SMOKES, he is a GENTLEMEN. & S. r1 o1 M$ y' A, m: y% J: N Z如果他吸烟，他是绅士。 If u do WELL in your exams, he says it's LUCK; E$ D) t; @+ g u( a/ x/ b如果妳考试成绩好，他说是运气； f: _: Y6 g) c) R7 W. p# hIf he does WELL, it's BRAINS. 如果他考得好，他说是实力！ ) t. d* K) d5 c If u HURT him, u are CRUEL; 如果妳伤害了他，表示妳很残忍； If he HURTs u, u are too SENSITIVE!! 如果他伤害了妳，表示妳太敏感!! & C: |% p- I) h. w! [SO HARD TO PLEASE!!!!! 太难取悦!!!!! 7 @2 |% N5 c" o& q' A( sIf u send this to guys, they will swear that it's not true... 如果你寄这封信给男生，他们会发誓以上是不正确的． But if u don't they say u are selfish... ; u5 A2 ?% [! ~! e+ V 如果你不寄给他们，他们说妳自私．

The moral of the story is....... 以上的故事告诉我们： & D8 j9 n2 N* {" N* r* P. ^0 n Send this to guys outthere anyway... % o7 i3 d/ T) \; d7 X& H( s快转寄这邮件给男生吧！ # s+ H) G; g6 m% a Send it to girls also to give them some laughter... 转寄给女生，让她们笑一笑！

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