Men Are Hard To Please男人很难取悦!!

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Men Are Hard To Please 男人很难取悦!! ! B) R. W5 a+ J1 p0 d : B5 G7 U6 A& Q6 W4 J1 jThe problems with GUYS: 3 H) M) g8 ~1 @$ v/ f男人的问题是： If u TREAT him nicely, he says u are IN LOVE with him; 如果妳对他好，他说妳爱上他了； If u Don't, he says u are PROUD. 对他不好，他说妳高傲。 5 V% }* z: _/ U) Q' S0 yIf u DRESS Nicely, he says u are trying to LURE him; / M4 W2 H0 S! S如果妳穿得很漂亮，他说你企图诱惑他； If u Don't, he says u are from KAMPUNG. ( g# k+ t/ |* J% m. c如果不，他说妳是乡下来的。 + w& _7 ^ j& G* K. c6 v) @If u ARGUE with him, he says u are STUBBORN; 如果妳跟他理论，他说妳固执； 8 D( j7 |3 }4 `If u keep QUIET, he says u have no BRAINS. 如果妳沉默，他说妳没脑子！ ( j9 U! W* B/ \, pIf u are SMARTER than him, he'll lose FACE; 如果妳比他聪明，他说那是小聪明； If he's Smarter than u, he is GREAT. , _$ R- X1 g- r如果他比你聪明，他就是有智慧。 ; h* [( h) n0 c6 m ; T* |, l$ j1 P3 W) i9 b& d9 ^If u don't Love him, he tries to POSSESS u; 如果妳不爱他，他想拥有妳； 5 q( w8 F7 U6 A2 e' g0 e9 f; w: YIf u Love him, he will try to LEAVE u.(very true huh?) 0 }: \4 V& \' j* V如果妳爱他，他试着离开妳． If u tell him your PROBLEM, he says u are TROBLESOME; 7 F3 V8 z6 h( x1 M如果妳告诉他妳的问题，他说妳麻烦； + r- R% N5 V$ ?# WIf u don't, he says that u don't TRUST him. 9 ~0 t5 i; \$ P' d0 U1 n- N如果不，他说妳不信任他。 # T% L+ n) Z; D( u 2 w, Q/ c" I9 y- I$ z1 ^If u SCOLD him, u are like a NANNY to him; . J' L0 d _. p9 s如果妳骂他，妳好像他奶妈； If he SCOLDS u, it is because he CARES for u. / d9 D2 e6 d+ W# z, o" Z- H# r" E如果他骂妳，是表示他“关心”妳。 8 I1 \3 T! A) L0 P/ A# f) J( r If u BREAK your PROMISE, u Cannot be TRUSTED; 5 Y( q! \) s) t: G6 l8 K如果妳没有守承诺，妳就是不可信的人； If he BREAKS his, he is FORCED to do so. 5 X# @3 d5 k% b! N! k如果他不守承诺，他是迫不得已的。 : z: |) w, \9 `- W" L1 G4 s 9 ^) H6 r3 L% w, B) VIf u SMOKE, u are a BAD girl; 3 y$ n/ Q0 M: Q9 o6 r7 R如果妳吸烟，妳是坏女孩； ' m# S `9 G7 Q! f9 V! vIf he SMOKES, he is a GENTLEMEN. 9 p- W9 ^2 v5 }4 K2 P如果他吸烟，他是绅士。 If u do WELL in your exams, he says it's LUCK; ( j( B# J$ ^( H; Z8 p! `如果妳考试成绩好，他说是运气； If he does WELL, it's BRAINS. 如果他考得好，他说是实力！ If u HURT him, u are CRUEL; 如果妳伤害了他，表示妳很残忍； If he HURTs u, u are too SENSITIVE!! 3 i) }0 r3 @) m4 N$ I( j0 H) a如果他伤害了妳，表示妳太敏感!! SO HARD TO PLEASE!!!!! . i) R9 S; l3 i0 {8 ]太难取悦!!!!! If u send this to guys, they will swear that it's not true... 如果你寄这封信给男生，他们会发誓以上是不正确的． 2 M- s5 k$ B, ]/ r( v/ m3 @5 BBut if u don't they say u are selfish... 如果你不寄给他们，他们说妳自私．

$ ]1 i$ W0 S" G5 \4 SThe moral of the story is....... ( d3 `, j2 C) h( a0 r以上的故事告诉我们： Send this to guys outthere anyway... 5 q, G: \ K! G快转寄这邮件给男生吧！ 1 ]" y/ ^6 P, F ~Send it to girls also to give them some laughter... + ` x4 ~1 r! o转寄给女生，让她们笑一笑！

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