Men Are Hard To Please男人很难取悦!!

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Men Are Hard To Please 男人很难取悦!! ' _# j4 T; Z% X7 O# L& E The problems with GUYS: ! |+ y; y9 j1 c+ L0 G$ a男人的问题是： 4 c: }9 c8 J6 w, S If u TREAT him nicely, he says u are IN LOVE with him; . t" c/ ^# t, p如果妳对他好，他说妳爱上他了； 1 Z" O5 z8 O; `* {% WIf u Don't, he says u are PROUD. . L, L8 ^5 X. Q. m对他不好，他说妳高傲。 If u DRESS Nicely, he says u are trying to LURE him; 如果妳穿得很漂亮，他说你企图诱惑他； 9 o9 k, m" Z/ r# \6 K- w. D' XIf u Don't, he says u are from KAMPUNG. 如果不，他说妳是乡下来的。 ! z6 t6 t+ N- ? Y: R+ z% |If u ARGUE with him, he says u are STUBBORN; 如果妳跟他理论，他说妳固执； ) c( D$ h V* c0 w+ ]% dIf u keep QUIET, he says u have no BRAINS. 如果妳沉默，他说妳没脑子！ 7 c# b5 m2 j; v/ m6 E) k If u are SMARTER than him, he'll lose FACE; 0 O W7 ~& G6 {7 P1 g" v! W如果妳比他聪明，他说那是小聪明； - z( N) u6 W6 s3 s+ p* v! \If he's Smarter than u, he is GREAT. 如果他比你聪明，他就是有智慧。 / z5 D# S( W. A) z# M1 I If u don't Love him, he tries to POSSESS u; 7 N( _4 e! g! M2 C2 x7 m! h: S如果妳不爱他，他想拥有妳； If u Love him, he will try to LEAVE u.(very true huh?) - p% l# A6 f7 w5 k* I如果妳爱他，他试着离开妳． % x/ g$ F& ~% G! G" z & Z2 @! m. h( A; H, yIf u tell him your PROBLEM, he says u are TROBLESOME; 9 A) j, R0 \9 N8 I+ r* f如果妳告诉他妳的问题，他说妳麻烦； 9 t8 Y9 o1 G7 r& \; Q3 k m/ HIf u don't, he says that u don't TRUST him. / q0 p# b& z$ a/ L7 J. a( x' s2 m如果不，他说妳不信任他。 + S% Z3 [2 Y; @2 U: BIf u SCOLD him, u are like a NANNY to him; 如果妳骂他，妳好像他奶妈； , o9 M3 D; g' a$ SIf he SCOLDS u, it is because he CARES for u. ! l/ W5 o3 o3 r( X! i如果他骂妳，是表示他“关心”妳。 : ]* Q, Q5 z! X- U0 k+ k If u BREAK your PROMISE, u Cannot be TRUSTED; 2 u7 W1 k4 j8 G/ _6 U如果妳没有守承诺，妳就是不可信的人； If he BREAKS his, he is FORCED to do so. / s1 O1 V; Z8 R: K& \+ m4 j如果他不守承诺，他是迫不得已的。 & u- s( C: \+ C4 C* `$ j) a If u SMOKE, u are a BAD girl; 3 m) ^; |6 w, I0 C8 m5 O. `' h如果妳吸烟，妳是坏女孩； If he SMOKES, he is a GENTLEMEN. 4 {8 o& d/ H7 Z8 R9 s% I# R如果他吸烟，他是绅士。 If u do WELL in your exams, he says it's LUCK; 5 U4 _6 s& o$ S1 V O如果妳考试成绩好，他说是运气； If he does WELL, it's BRAINS. 如果他考得好，他说是实力！ : F+ ~6 Y/ x: c+ y6 G If u HURT him, u are CRUEL; * k9 u; A! H3 f$ _5 e' M6 O: ~8 ~如果妳伤害了他，表示妳很残忍； `% J" r: H6 g7 n% V; xIf he HURTs u, u are too SENSITIVE!! 1 I d) ~) R" w如果他伤害了妳，表示妳太敏感!! SO HARD TO PLEASE!!!!! 3 x9 K, x7 H& O# W太难取悦!!!!! ( p% }' M4 E& m/ b If u send this to guys, they will swear that it's not true... 如果你寄这封信给男生，他们会发誓以上是不正确的． - G0 m& G) d! y1 M, PBut if u don't they say u are selfish... ; Z* I6 s; v9 O& ^ 如果你不寄给他们，他们说妳自私．

The moral of the story is....... 以上的故事告诉我们： W4 p0 D+ q% ?7 X( A2 C * N0 u! Y9 k- I/ J& c* I, o9 p ]) eSend this to guys outthere anyway... - |) ^# ~. k1 [快转寄这邮件给男生吧！ " p( _: E0 w7 p- \Send it to girls also to give them some laughter... 转寄给女生，让她们笑一笑！

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