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前台小姐的爆强英语

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刚才来了个美国人,进到办公室,前台小姐左看右看,大家都在打游戏,只有自己比较清闲,面带微笑的: * Y7 b* A# B% Z
    
$ f3 c, L% w# d3 k# X   前台小姐:“Hello.”
# y, |9 ?& ^  u( Q   美国人:“Hi.” ) @; z, ^9 D* a( w+ H. A/ T! i3 I/ c
   前台小姐:“You have what thing?”
# F9 T6 C, ^, z: h# t1 w$ G   美国人:“Can you speak english?” * b. M" @0 B: C8 _
   前台小姐:“If I not speak English, I am speaking what?”
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   美国人:“Can anybody else speak english?”
9 c: O; Y! Q0 B0 c: f' c1 x   前台小姐:“You yourself look.all people are playing, no people have time, you can wait, you wait,you not wait,you go!”
2 z/ l* U/ ~9 F  t5 |   美国人:“Good heavens. anybody here can speak English?” / }' E9 ^4 D9 i8 `
   前台小姐:“Shout what shout, quiet a little,you on earth have what thing?”
% _& w7 Q7 b8 u) ?   美国人:“I want to speak to your head.”
3 P, i: P; P3 B0 t& C   前台小姐:“Head not zai. You tomorrow come!” - Z( z0 g* K9 D7 p! u7 Z
   美国人吐血而亡……
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