[灌水]世界上最强的中国式英文～～

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1．we two who and who？ 咱俩谁跟谁阿 2．how are you ? how old are you? 怎么是你，怎么老是你？ 3．you don't bird me,I don't bird you 你不鸟我，我也不鸟你 9 U; s) K! b% d" P- q4．you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ！ 0 A X" l6 }9 btogether up ！ 你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！ ; h0 \; k+ s. g# T$ n7 w. `5．hello everybody! if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!! 有事起奏，无事退朝 4 [; h; b* W' r6．you me you me 彼此彼此 7．You Give Me Stop!! 你给我站住！ 8．know is know noknow is noknow 知之为知之，不知为不知... ( y6 f+ H6 m3 Y9．WATCH SISTER 表妹 6 G/ p* f, G! k. D. `( h& N( P1 ~10．dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse'son can make hole!! ! A t/ X K) \' o# Z龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞！ 9 j, a$ h; o% ^. t i) e5 w9 Y11．American Chinese not enough 美中不足 % T7 |8 V q [12．one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die 车祸现场描述 5 v. A7 ^1 _, \; u13．heart flower angry open 心花怒放 $ j a9 K+ R9 A1 K0 ~' _14．go past no mistake past 走过路过，不要错过 " ]$ W' }. D/ [15．小明：I am sorry! 老外：I am sorry too! 　小明：I am sorry three! 老外：What are you sorry for? 小明：I am sorry five! 5 p% F9 D3 K# A& e$ V% Z2 |16．If you want money,I have no; if you want life,I have one! 　　要钱没有，要命一条 / g3 N. R, l9 W) p17．I call Li old big. toyear 25. 我叫李老大，今年25。 18．you have two down son。你有两下 7 t! c) m& ~( u. X1．we two who and who？ 咱俩谁跟谁阿 2．how are you ? how old are you? 怎么是你，怎么老是你？ 3．you don't bird me,I don't bird you 你不鸟我，我也不鸟你 ; ~$ I+ C0 e& r! Q4 @- ^" v; Z4．you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ！ together up ！ 你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！ 5．hello everybody! if you have something to say,then say!if you have ' Q/ J B% P+ |! v! s$ w1 Jnothing to say,go home!! 有事起奏，无事退朝 + P1 A1 {& N) v6．you me you me 彼此彼此 7．You Give Me Stop!! 你给我站住！ 3 v' k, d8 \% J9 [$ V8．know is know noknow is noknow 知之为知之，不知为不知... 9．WATCH SISTER 表妹 1 f) c: q5 h' ?2 w, Y: ~) D10．dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse'son can make hole!! 9 @ B0 ~7 L' u1 _" J& x: ]龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞！ 11．American Chinese not enough 美中不足 12．one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die 车祸现场描述 13．heart flower angry open 心花怒放 1 ?. N1 B9 }) J14．go past no mistake past 走过路过，不要错过 & v U4 a4 z9 ^, E# o- \+ A15．小明：I am sorry! 老外：I am sorry too! 　小明：I am sorry three! 老外：What are you sorry for? : A, |. T6 X% M$ C7 F& F% P* ?小明：I am sorry five! . `: A( j" t/ W( H0 V16．If you want money,I have no; if you want life,I have one! 　　要钱没有，要命一条 17．I call Li old big. toyear 25. 我叫李老大，今年25。 ; x1 G" L i" z7 E3 j/ }; i18．you have two down son。你有两下

踏浪行歌

呵,发去闲聊区....免得误导.....

好像是强的,而且已成为正式英语的应该ong time no see 了....

中国人也改造了英语

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狂汗~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

非常的中国式啊~~~~~`简直是一个字一个翻译嘛~~~

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