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Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa. 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡. 0 k1 G6 o V1 c% s# S. cOne should love animals. They are so tasty. 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃. Save water. Shower with your girlfriend. , |; x& w B6 _; }# ?' W% }+ f; a: u要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡. Love the neighbor. But don't get caught. 要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道. 3 \0 \# t1 X5 M% X" ~! xBehind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. * f; w' e& ^6 t0 v1 K& P* |每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人. 每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个. 6 q. I; t; ^- s: |2 _3 JEvery man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life. 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛. The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise. & k- s/ ?; E/ h3 ]2 K4 [聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来. ; p5 K4 q6 E; KSuccess is a relative term. It brings so many relatives. ) d' {6 [" K0 P; y9 `3 y3 l- F' a成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚（联系). 1 ~" g$ m6 f! [8 c$ Y" C0 p! YNever put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today. 6 h$ m" O7 W1 T- O9 l不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好. 8 o9 X8 d! H) @0 b4 @6 W& K( yLove is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop. 爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养. Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children. ! L g4 z( g. W% |: N q, P后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩. / g* X2 L( ?( V& I( R: F"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep. "现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧. There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning. 8 c+ P6 o& |/ h- n# |9 t应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来. "Hard work never killed anybody." But why take the risk? " \8 H. Y+ Z2 I4 q4 [( B努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明. "Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! 工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作. God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends. 神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地. 6 l8 O' r. m& v; LWhen two's company, three's the result! 两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是! 7 u0 Y: P4 @, `( T: E4 |A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view. 服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看. 8 b4 X [& [; D6 |. ~" g3 wThe more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn. 5 E R5 ]) x' r: b% p1 U5 j' J学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少, 为什么学来着