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Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa. 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡. One should love animals. They are so tasty. 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃. * v8 @0 B* h8 t" L9 G% nSave water. Shower with your girlfriend. 要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡. ( ^" S$ z0 c8 O7 z! t/ b3 B GLove the neighbor. But don't get caught. 要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道. Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. 每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人. 每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个. % G; r' m8 w: A! M$ KEvery man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life. 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛. The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise. 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来. Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives. ' R* X7 R# F6 C成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚（联系). 0 X9 Q5 L; n& W3 u( h) HNever put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today. + A2 c5 k+ H) v, _0 G不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好. Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop. 爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养. O! [5 v3 N' ?7 v0 C! o" P/ _Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children. , O3 J& G, [, [0 m Q x9 T后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩. "Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep. "现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧. $ M$ k$ k1 W7 n' n4 j. {There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning. ' `4 b" R W3 @- F8 l4 U' P应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来. 6 c+ U: Y/ p' \' H$ w' k. T- R"Hard work never killed anybody." But why take the risk? 努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明. "Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! " M7 w# L' X% G工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作. God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends. 9 b' T% \* J) e1 J4 L/ u神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地. When two's company, three's the result! 两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是! % v5 f# P3 V& XA dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view. : s5 b: I# g9 U# { f4 j7 p$ b服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看. + E1 E. m. ~* u, _2 Z* X5 F" H0 s: }The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn. 2 q: {, Y2 O/ E9 f学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少, 为什么学来着