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Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa. 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡. One should love animals. They are so tasty. " s$ R, z/ P* d8 S每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃. Save water. Shower with your girlfriend. 6 P# U6 f9 R; q要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡. 6 H) j* ?! ]: W$ o4 u* G' B$ [Love the neighbor. But don't get caught. 3 H; G$ A8 p5 k要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道. Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. ' p6 G, L: j. F) ]每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人. 每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个. Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life. 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛. ' _# b, O: r. z) Z$ W( q5 YThe wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise. 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来. . H& P; P k5 ^Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives. ) s' Y! R# A5 j% d成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚（联系). 9 L- M8 `& ^4 v2 W' S* A' rNever put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today. 7 B9 ^3 ~9 N$ r# b+ F+ Y不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好. Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop. & f$ A& Y4 r7 N' Z! o# C爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养. Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children. 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩. e4 g+ g" I( I/ t' D) |3 `; G: n"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep. "现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧. 5 ]! d$ D5 ~4 D, n1 p% r7 LThere should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning. 应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来. "Hard work never killed anybody." But why take the risk? 努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明. ( Z9 r- f' S; Z) Z6 C3 _"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! % [1 ^+ k( h% L工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作. . `4 n& k3 P9 ]0 _5 Y; H- bGod made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends. 7 [. U+ I/ S0 w& M: O8 g神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地. When two's company, three's the result! 两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是! A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view. 服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看. 2 W: z1 }7 L, ^0 F, i ]The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn. 3 l, a) ]. r9 ]0 E学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少, 为什么学来着