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Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa. 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡. $ ]1 K0 n7 V) d1 ~ tOne should love animals. They are so tasty. 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃. Save water. Shower with your girlfriend. 要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡. Love the neighbor. But don't get caught. + m- v3 n& G8 F- Y6 V8 N5 ^要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道. Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. 4 ~. b. d7 u2 H8 N( O6 r: q每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人. 每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个. 4 k) g/ k9 q! G" `5 Y8 YEvery man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life. : _( v6 h! G: _. q* Z& p/ \( v u# u4 Y再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛. The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise. - f4 o2 Y) E4 A! v7 X! \- }聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来. Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives. 3 h9 d3 {: g m9 r7 N成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚（联系). Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today. ( O5 u2 C' [& ]+ Y: _不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好. 1 r2 m F1 m- f4 z$ s8 oLove is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop. 爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养. ! ?7 u! r6 C& O, y8 vChildren in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children. 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩. : V W- B/ g9 [8 }- W; l+ m8 Y! Z' J"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep. "现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧. : m# L Y, N q5 I0 v! RThere should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning. : j& W: S( M2 k: p7 }2 r# x应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来. ( u. b9 a; I+ y# x: c6 _$ A' _"Hard work never killed anybody." But why take the risk? z9 W& s; a% K" `: t努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明. ( t% K1 I( H3 Q"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! 9 Z4 y: X) x5 e5 ?0 ]' F* E2 T2 F工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作. 6 ]" k$ S0 F# \7 NGod made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends. ' x+ e5 G' }. n' Q+ b2 U# c神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地. When two's company, three's the result! 两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是! 9 ?3 G" d! Y% e7 ]A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view. p, K# ^. @' [5 Q' E# |服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看. The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn. + F- R( e7 j; q+ ~学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少, 为什么学来着