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Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa. 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡. * g7 F! }: {3 L* W9 K3 eOne should love animals. They are so tasty. : Q% p( b6 f- \0 N6 `' q: h每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃. Save water. Shower with your girlfriend. 4 N+ _" _) w- ~. P K要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡. 5 P2 }( J# N* j4 l6 vLove the neighbor. But don't get caught. 要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道. , A, w, S1 x2 @- T# BBehind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. 1 w0 N5 V! {( C4 L7 ` `每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人. 每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个. Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life. ' B/ `" |9 N0 {0 }再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛. The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise. 1 t# V1 `: c& H% M4 }聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来. - R1 V' Q5 B8 |1 w: v2 o* i' pSuccess is a relative term. It brings so many relatives. 成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚（联系). 8 u* p6 g) e& ?Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today. 3 D/ G; k3 G4 t$ ]. Q0 f不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好. % }$ K6 V6 {" W. W2 G8 t/ `( cLove is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop. - J* H& K2 {8 q' _爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养. Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children. + ~7 g, B( Z, S+ n# _+ R3 B后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩. "Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep. "现在的梦想决定着你的将来",所以还是再睡一会吧. % P, r6 k7 R3 D* L' BThere should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning. 应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来. "Hard work never killed anybody." But why take the risk? 努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明. - a: i& U$ p1 k& B0 P0 V& B) v"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! 3 X6 W7 E) ] a: P# Q3 r; t2 M工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作. God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends. $ b7 U4 _. j9 d" m; ]神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地. + f8 L2 J' P# w* Y P+ pWhen two's company, three's the result! 两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是! 9 O+ w$ y8 Y; `/ k* d' l1 T! L( F0 PA dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view. 服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看. $ f. O3 P+ }" r+ y/ O# z' iThe more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn. 3 N/ O* S: J4 h" q$ G6 e: |& V学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少, 为什么学来着