世界小姐眼中的最后一问：形容一下他们国家男性的性器官!!!!

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世界小姐眼中的最后一问：形容一下他们国家男性的性器官 % i b( P6 o `# C9 c& a/ T ? / g! B4 ^2 w& z( R& TMiss Universe's last Question " K2 V' T5 s7 n4 S环球小姐最后一题 & T3 ~' A2 {5 S& vQuestion: Ms America, how do you describe a male organ in your country? 问：美国小姐，请形容贵国男性的性器官。 , M) h# ]5 n' y8 h) o( {Ms America: Well, I can say that male organs in America are like gentlemen. . T$ S+ N+ J9 n$ y" r美国小姐：美国的男性器官象绅士。 Question: How can you say so? 问：为什么呢？ 8 F6 z. x' L, A% WMs America: Because it stands every time it sees a woman........ 美国小姐：因为只要一看到女士，他们就会起立…… (Applause! Applause!) (鼓掌、鼓掌) -------------------------------------------------------------------- $ O9 a$ B( T+ Z# D- Q J 8 c$ U! e: j/ P: B& [Question: Ms Spain, how do you describe a male organ in your country? 问：西班牙小姐，请形容贵国男性的性器官。 Ms Spain: Male organs in our country are like our very own Bullfight or - D9 i5 K% R9 ^' tToro(Bull) 西班牙小姐：西班牙的男性器官象斗牛。 3 `1 T, a/ j" N* ~& n8 QQuestion: How can you say so? ' O; {& R' \+ U) B- O/ V; c' E问：为什么呢？ , B9 c3 N, O/ G) E) S! |Ms Spain: Because it charges every time it sees an opening. 西班牙小姐：因为只要看到有洞就会出击。 " `$ J2 _: q% f; L0 `Applause! Applause!) / v# z) y$ G9 P+ s" ~(鼓掌、鼓掌) w5 c. e+ W5 z$ f------------------------------------------------------------------- 1 I4 I8 J3 \- Q. p! L; G) o . N) J+ Q/ ^ _* u7 w3 CQuestion: Ms Philippines, how do you describe a male organ in your ' L/ _) p$ } s4 @8 s5 \4 Tcountry? 问：菲律宾小姐，请形容贵国男性的性器官。 Ms Philippines: Well, I can say that male organs in our country are like 9 f) H! I C% igossip or rumors. 菲律宾小姐：菲律宾的男性器官象流言。 Question: How can you say so? - S$ `" X8 B+ K# S: |问：为什么呢？ # r% b, F4 W! o/ @% L( [9 [Ms Philippines: Because it passes from mouth to mouth. 菲律宾小姐：因为它从一张嘴里传到另一张嘴里。 (Applause! Applause! Standing Ovation! Applause! Applause!) , Y4 q* y+ p8 @4 v! {) z! A* s(鼓掌、鼓掌，起立喝采，鼓掌、鼓掌) ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Question: Ms Iran, how do you describe a male organ in your Country? 8 V' y' Q, V# r7 V5 q9 {问：伊朗小姐，请形容贵国男性的性器官。 Ms Iran: Well, I can say that male organs in Iran are like thieves. 伊朗小姐：伊朗的男性器官象贼。 Question: How can you say so? 问：为什么呢？ Ms Iran: Because they like to enter through the back door. 5 ]# Y4 ?* [2 }6 M" ]1 r1 e伊朗小姐：因为他们总爱走后门。 $ q$ y6 ^" m* v% W. R9 I' U' Y$ z- I(Applause! Applause! Laughter! Laughter! Applause! >Applause!) (鼓掌、鼓掌，大笑、大笑，鼓掌、鼓掌) ----------------------------------------------------------------------- Question: Ms India, how do you describe a male organ in your country? 问：印度小姐，请形容贵国男性的性器官。 / b% U5 A4 s8 t, nMs India: Well, I can say the male organs in India are like labourers. 印度小姐：印度的男性器官象劳力。 * m) L' U: Y5 V, C/ a- [Question: How can you say so? 问：为什么呢？ Ms India: Because it works day and night...... 印度小姐：因为日夜劳“做”。 7 m' n: j# A( @! s8 b(Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause!) - [% k, i+ P( j; X(鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌) 3 [( d5 J, I Y : R* f: X( v2 \- B. t----------------------------------------------------------------------- 1 |* c0 A7 r' ~* |! X( k( y$ nQuestion: Ms Malaysia, how do you describe a * H% K3 p# }! s: T2 kmale organ in your country? 问：马来西亚小姐，请形容贵国男性的性器官。 Ms Malaysia: Well, I can say that Male Organs in Malaysia are like Proton car. 马来西亚小姐：马来西亚的男性器官象Proton 牌轿车(马来西亚国产车)。 Question: How can you say so? 问：为什么呢？ Ms Malaysia: Look tough but actually very soft. ! g% B. ?! M% C马来西亚小姐：看起来很硬(造型类似HONDA)其实很软(一撞就变形)。 # u R7 ?7 @: c0 I& y+ \(Applause! Applause! Laughter! Laughter! Applause! Applause!) (鼓掌、鼓掌，大笑、大笑，鼓掌、鼓掌) ---------------------------------------------------------------------- ! I. q" w2 b7 F& H+ nQuestion: Ms Singapore,how do you describe a male organ in your country? 2 q0 ~5 [3 h1 A, o N! U问：新加坡小姐，请形容贵国男性的性器官。 0 I+ X3 w5 z. K* zMs Singapore: Well, I can say that male organ In Singapore is very Kiasu (Afraid to lose). % O9 E3 f8 Y/ H& R0 ?1 p" o新加坡小姐：新加坡的男性器官很怕输。 Question: How can you say so? 问：为什么呢？ Ms Singapore: It always wants to rush in quick and leave 15 minutes before the 4 E) D- |+ U6 u9 s8 }show is over. 新加坡小姐：总是冲进场，提前15分钟出场。 Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! , I! K/ }' A6 l5 c: z5 \(鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌) Question: Ms China, how do you describe a male organ in your country? - t/ h& }, u$ @问：中国小姐，请形容贵国男性的性器官。 Ms China: Well, I can say that male organs in China are like a space plane. 7 N2 l& C) ` X( U中国小姐：中国的男性器官象航天飞机。 7 @! ?( c; r% B1 N* OQuestion: How can you say so? 问：为什么呢？ : ?0 P/ J6 H J6 \Ms China: Because it brings you to paradise within few minutes........ , b# X' A4 L( A; [8 ?% o中国小姐：虽然不大，但几分钟内就可以把你送上云端…… * I6 R" }0 c7 m5 z7 ]6 C[em01]

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