世界小姐眼中的最后一问：形容一下他们国家男性的性器官!!!!

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世界小姐眼中的最后一问：形容一下他们国家男性的性器官 8 b: x3 _5 K& a8 A) J1 U' A ; x! g7 Z4 ]; I9 S2 I0 rMiss Universe's last Question 环球小姐最后一题 3 n \/ Q% W$ ]8 ^# MQuestion: Ms America, how do you describe a male organ in your country? # Y/ T# i& y$ A4 F/ {$ X1 W( q问：美国小姐，请形容贵国男性的性器官。 ( M% l0 u" Y; k% OMs America: Well, I can say that male organs in America are like - H4 _: [. ?, U% f: d# Igentlemen. 美国小姐：美国的男性器官象绅士。 2 o0 c5 T5 |2 z0 M3 ^8 U4 NQuestion: How can you say so? 问：为什么呢？ Ms America: Because it stands every time it sees a woman........ 8 K1 z( r+ A+ @/ j3 X e美国小姐：因为只要一看到女士，他们就会起立…… - L5 j. p! \( i; p' t(Applause! Applause!) ! B' G8 z i# M" Q(鼓掌、鼓掌) -------------------------------------------------------------------- Question: Ms Spain, how do you describe a male organ in your country? 问：西班牙小姐，请形容贵国男性的性器官。 Ms Spain: Male organs in our country are like our very own Bullfight or Toro(Bull) ) a4 _3 g$ P7 Q西班牙小姐：西班牙的男性器官象斗牛。 Question: How can you say so? 问：为什么呢？ 4 \3 g/ S, h8 k. A P- l# a! B/ XMs Spain: Because it charges every time it sees an opening. : ^: q5 I: i' S# U) A$ T; Y# P西班牙小姐：因为只要看到有洞就会出击。 v' g8 E8 Z* n5 h( T$ e) {& hApplause! Applause!) (鼓掌、鼓掌) ------------------------------------------------------------------- & y9 e; X' }; Q# Q Question: Ms Philippines, how do you describe a male organ in your country? 4 ~( e1 P/ [; _8 \ j7 Z问：菲律宾小姐，请形容贵国男性的性器官。 + H4 \+ }! v, z4 }$ k1 E/ ]" IMs Philippines: Well, I can say that male organs in our country are like ( k7 [; Y7 Z* h0 T0 [gossip or rumors. " s, Q3 H) \- D3 x$ q/ W& x菲律宾小姐：菲律宾的男性器官象流言。 8 A3 T' n* c2 N) q& e; y# uQuestion: How can you say so? 2 N5 ~8 y) U+ J; a4 t/ w问：为什么呢？ ; R% ?& I Y2 hMs Philippines: Because it passes from mouth to mouth. 菲律宾小姐：因为它从一张嘴里传到另一张嘴里。 (Applause! Applause! Standing Ovation! Applause! Applause!) (鼓掌、鼓掌，起立喝采，鼓掌、鼓掌) 7 X0 r! k: w u1 M: r # x" R+ z1 O1 M---------------------------------------------------------------------- " Y& z6 ?4 ~' q1 E- F0 u" g$ p6 K 0 n# R% K+ m+ h5 HQuestion: Ms Iran, how do you describe a male organ in your Country? 8 f1 f9 J# |* w" Q6 l4 G# Y问：伊朗小姐，请形容贵国男性的性器官。 Ms Iran: Well, I can say that male organs in Iran are like thieves. 伊朗小姐：伊朗的男性器官象贼。 Question: How can you say so? " X7 X: }6 O. ]& Z3 G/ E: t9 }问：为什么呢？ Ms Iran: Because they like to enter through the back door. 5 M0 i& [2 f5 r' L2 z伊朗小姐：因为他们总爱走后门。 * P9 C' e$ S* l P2 n(Applause! Applause! Laughter! Laughter! Applause! >Applause!) , l8 X5 R! K' G" t9 o! d(鼓掌、鼓掌，大笑、大笑，鼓掌、鼓掌) ----------------------------------------------------------------------- 3 Q2 f8 w" b5 d8 B, Q) F5 D Question: Ms India, how do you describe a male organ in your country? 问：印度小姐，请形容贵国男性的性器官。 : t& b% Z& N7 f7 JMs India: Well, I can say the male organs in India are like labourers. 印度小姐：印度的男性器官象劳力。 Question: How can you say so? ( {' E. A6 e# a0 f9 @, h' d- S问：为什么呢？ 4 Z' W3 \9 Q8 N2 |: _, b: aMs India: Because it works day and night...... 印度小姐：因为日夜劳“做”。 (Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause!) (鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌) $ ~7 B' P' o: e) Z ----------------------------------------------------------------------- . F2 L, U" B! D7 T( s5 n6 YQuestion: Ms Malaysia, how do you describe a male organ in your country? 问：马来西亚小姐，请形容贵国男性的性器官。 Ms Malaysia: Well, I can say that Male Organs in Malaysia are like Proton car. / f& s$ a( g! a' s马来西亚小姐：马来西亚的男性器官象Proton 牌轿车(马来西亚国产车)。 $ W% { A: l9 P, Q) {Question: How can you say so? 问：为什么呢？ " M# H/ f2 H1 D9 BMs Malaysia: Look tough but actually very soft. 马来西亚小姐：看起来很硬(造型类似HONDA)其实很软(一撞就变形)。 (Applause! Applause! Laughter! Laughter! Applause! Applause!) (鼓掌、鼓掌，大笑、大笑，鼓掌、鼓掌) % v8 W* p2 q K, r6 F---------------------------------------------------------------------- ) r0 S! r; D; |4 A; n v0 |- n , s; U# P8 u4 [7 _: `) NQuestion: Ms Singapore,how do you describe a male organ in your country? 问：新加坡小姐，请形容贵国男性的性器官。 Ms Singapore: Well, I can say that male organ In Singapore is very Kiasu . n4 j+ Z- s7 z(Afraid to lose). 7 b7 m2 L3 t: d9 H' a新加坡小姐：新加坡的男性器官很怕输。 , _. G3 t1 a7 L: GQuestion: How can you say so? - s$ i& [. Z/ X' J问：为什么呢？ Ms Singapore: It always wants to rush in quick and leave 15 minutes before the show is over. 新加坡小姐：总是冲进场，提前15分钟出场。 : T f6 b, D( M+ j, c% mApplause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! (鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌) Question: Ms China, how do you describe a male organ in your country? 问：中国小姐，请形容贵国男性的性器官。 $ ~& c3 _ z$ Y+ PMs China: Well, I can say that male organs in China are like a space plane. 4 c% I6 W0 p* \中国小姐：中国的男性器官象航天飞机。 Question: How can you say so? ' n* [$ O2 g5 P% R6 i问：为什么呢？ 8 ~3 j! b x. O3 y7 R9 oMs China: Because it brings you to paradise within few minutes........ 中国小姐：虽然不大，但几分钟内就可以把你送上云端…… [em01]

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