世界小姐眼中的最后一问：形容一下他们国家男性的性器官!!!!

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世界小姐眼中的最后一问：形容一下他们国家男性的性器官 Miss Universe's last Question 环球小姐最后一题 Question: Ms America, how do you describe a male organ in your country? 3 H# o* z0 Y* D6 x3 a问：美国小姐，请形容贵国男性的性器官。 Ms America: Well, I can say that male organs in America are like $ s+ E7 x; G, {1 [* e& r2 L( K+ igentlemen. 美国小姐：美国的男性器官象绅士。 6 L( e2 |# S/ M5 ^6 @8 U3 @Question: How can you say so? 问：为什么呢？ Ms America: Because it stands every time it sees a woman........ , n1 p: ~+ w6 d# M- k g美国小姐：因为只要一看到女士，他们就会起立…… $ T. y8 E; c% b4 d8 d& c; ^(Applause! Applause!) (鼓掌、鼓掌) -------------------------------------------------------------------- Question: Ms Spain, how do you describe a male organ in your country? 7 B% Y6 V* ^6 `& F& k: K# j/ M% d问：西班牙小姐，请形容贵国男性的性器官。 Ms Spain: Male organs in our country are like our very own Bullfight or Toro(Bull) * @. K8 e }, X0 S# q西班牙小姐：西班牙的男性器官象斗牛。 Question: How can you say so? 问：为什么呢？ / b7 b9 m+ _0 M H6 w' aMs Spain: Because it charges every time it sees an opening. ; M0 v8 [+ |6 J3 _/ i0 n& ]: i7 F西班牙小姐：因为只要看到有洞就会出击。 Applause! Applause!) " E0 ]9 M5 l( K0 u/ Z! l(鼓掌、鼓掌) 6 t( H* t+ T G/ J/ y# x------------------------------------------------------------------- : d0 b% I! @5 M% A C* Q Question: Ms Philippines, how do you describe a male organ in your 1 U" u( t" j$ O6 {; Z% n4 Wcountry? 问：菲律宾小姐，请形容贵国男性的性器官。 Ms Philippines: Well, I can say that male organs in our country are like gossip or rumors. 1 n& ]+ A" E7 O$ U/ g4 l5 ~% X% t菲律宾小姐：菲律宾的男性器官象流言。 Question: How can you say so? 问：为什么呢？ Ms Philippines: Because it passes from mouth to mouth. 菲律宾小姐：因为它从一张嘴里传到另一张嘴里。 ' \- b2 i- i4 k, m) {(Applause! Applause! Standing Ovation! Applause! Applause!) (鼓掌、鼓掌，起立喝采，鼓掌、鼓掌) . s6 B8 D# ?. s ?4 J" y* ]* n, L - y8 e1 I @. J+ i---------------------------------------------------------------------- & {' _& A1 s8 R! J# `( T* ]) F Question: Ms Iran, how do you describe a male organ in your Country? 2 v- q0 ~# q& }0 d% G: Z2 @4 u问：伊朗小姐，请形容贵国男性的性器官。 Ms Iran: Well, I can say that male organs in Iran are like thieves. * `- S3 |) [; M' }* |伊朗小姐：伊朗的男性器官象贼。 - k+ H6 d" T$ k7 ^, h' }1 \, RQuestion: How can you say so? 问：为什么呢？ 8 _* @1 e5 a. l6 kMs Iran: Because they like to enter through the back door. 伊朗小姐：因为他们总爱走后门。 (Applause! Applause! Laughter! Laughter! Applause! >Applause!) 6 B' L9 \. m9 {4 T- |! Q(鼓掌、鼓掌，大笑、大笑，鼓掌、鼓掌) $ j* @2 L. }- @$ [1 a, P----------------------------------------------------------------------- ! o, I+ C$ n" K' Q' ZQuestion: Ms India, how do you describe a male organ in your country? 问：印度小姐，请形容贵国男性的性器官。 / L6 v5 N# f5 _3 W7 [Ms India: Well, I can say the male organs in India are like labourers. # Y$ Z; w% G! l印度小姐：印度的男性器官象劳力。 % k2 @5 P) w- \: J% t4 k, f7 bQuestion: How can you say so? 问：为什么呢？ Ms India: Because it works day and night...... 印度小姐：因为日夜劳“做”。 (Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause!) (鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌) ----------------------------------------------------------------------- Question: Ms Malaysia, how do you describe a / q4 c( j+ y7 G8 i$ @male organ in your country? 2 s- {: c* [( c+ X; f9 ^问：马来西亚小姐，请形容贵国男性的性器官。 ; h1 M1 p, w9 G% v zMs Malaysia: Well, I can say that Male Organs in Malaysia are like Proton car. 马来西亚小姐：马来西亚的男性器官象Proton 牌轿车(马来西亚国产车)。 / f0 i1 V( s0 QQuestion: How can you say so? 问：为什么呢？ Ms Malaysia: Look tough but actually very soft. 马来西亚小姐：看起来很硬(造型类似HONDA)其实很软(一撞就变形)。 (Applause! Applause! Laughter! Laughter! Applause! Applause!) (鼓掌、鼓掌，大笑、大笑，鼓掌、鼓掌) ---------------------------------------------------------------------- $ T, |/ X) v+ G( S) SQuestion: Ms Singapore,how do you describe a male organ in your country? 问：新加坡小姐，请形容贵国男性的性器官。 3 _, Y' L/ q' B7 r4 w' s& dMs Singapore: Well, I can say that male organ In Singapore is very Kiasu (Afraid to lose). 新加坡小姐：新加坡的男性器官很怕输。 Question: How can you say so? & I3 m( ^9 P7 N9 }6 C& s问：为什么呢？ ' `2 i* \. ?2 H5 ?+ O$ Z' sMs Singapore: It always wants to rush in quick and leave 15 minutes before the - P* b; ?! j* u% Z' Yshow is over. ! @% v( h# Z1 O4 p6 f& `/ K新加坡小姐：总是冲进场，提前15分钟出场。 Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! . f, [* T5 V9 z& n, P1 K) P(鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌) Question: Ms China, how do you describe a male organ in your country? 问：中国小姐，请形容贵国男性的性器官。 Ms China: Well, I can say that male organs in China are like a space plane. 中国小姐：中国的男性器官象航天飞机。 Question: How can you say so? v+ S8 d9 z" n/ ~问：为什么呢？ # |$ @ N( I: v' R7 u$ c" fMs China: Because it brings you to paradise within few minutes........ 6 q& K, G- M H# U中国小姐：虽然不大，但几分钟内就可以把你送上云端…… : [4 G0 ?+ n, g! V, }[em01]

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