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世界小姐眼中的最后一问:形容一下他们国家男性的性器官!!!!

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世界小姐眼中的最后一问:形容一下他们国家男性的性器官- P, a8 h+ j8 { Y- a5 R6 J 2 r' P" s- G2 {6 {3 gMiss Universe's last Question 0 @+ a& S! S' |7 Y% r环球小姐最后一题) `4 u3 \$ C% C$ @( b0 W2 ]; X Question: Ms America, how do you describe a male organ in your country? : i! m6 t7 e+ _ H, \问:美国小姐,请形容贵国男性的性器官。 # G) Q& E6 E5 R6 t; Q+ r3 S# t$ `Ms America: Well, I can say that male organs in America are like. P$ r3 Y6 f+ E gentlemen. - p+ n! s) F1 R* |/ l, O6 w美国小姐:美国的男性器官象绅士。 ) }: j3 l4 l* z+ t/ h8 N. T5 iQuestion: How can you say so?% X+ M# D r; b' ~ ]0 ] 问:为什么呢? ( k, @8 \* y4 z" LMs America: Because it stands every time it sees a woman........ 3 [* |! |) w5 l. s+ ^美国小姐:因为只要一看到女士,他们就会起立……. Y$ M, [1 V* ~4 w (Applause! Applause!)$ n7 M8 B, F) p* m' B! k' r3 F (鼓掌、鼓掌), r1 c1 L/ i2 Z --------------------------------------------------------------------: b1 z* N( T$ B ! q! w% k, D$ J4 i Question: Ms Spain, how do you describe a male organ in your country? ! `1 j$ S/ r" B3 O6 M4 v1 z K8 Q问:西班牙小姐,请形容贵国男性的性器官。' F& ~6 P# p4 }% X; ? Ms Spain: Male organs in our country are like our very own Bullfight or1 _5 R8 w# X' h: f5 b Toro(Bull); C: Z% O5 p: }/ S; T0 e 西班牙小姐:西班牙的男性器官象斗牛。! H3 F* x) B& _! L0 P0 J2 S Question: How can you say so?7 k4 V3 P1 @- K7 J 问:为什么呢?* {. T) F% N# ?7 q; ]6 h Ms Spain: Because it charges every time it sees an opening.% h$ N; a. ^8 @3 ?% C 西班牙小姐:因为只要看到有洞就会出击。 ; m/ ?) {& ?0 G5 yApplause! Applause!) * t5 }! j( {7 q7 d. B3 r/ q(鼓掌、鼓掌)2 }6 W8 E6 I, F9 t/ b$ m: @ -------------------------------------------------------------------( d) F$ k6 p) W* g! f 6 _- h C" m% uQuestion: Ms Philippines, how do you describe a male organ in your9 Z) g& r) U% S V( u1 p8 x3 w country? 0 {. q8 s/ C; F( N+ T! r问:菲律宾小姐,请形容贵国男性的性器官。& A) M) _3 V0 v0 L8 Y9 | Ms Philippines: Well, I can say that male organs in our country are like: b0 x; b' a1 [- i gossip or rumors.# Q4 f. U! j z; u% Y 菲律宾小姐:菲律宾的男性器官象流言。3 C0 }8 n( f4 n; J$ o# E7 y Question: How can you say so?0 I5 b: C, E' k. M5 ~ 问:为什么呢?# b: K% H1 p" Q; X" G Ms Philippines: Because it passes from mouth to mouth./ f- t8 S, V* @. y( m2 y 菲律宾小姐:因为它从一张嘴里传到另一张嘴里。 / ]2 {8 Y q2 N2 K8 O(Applause! Applause! Standing Ovation! Applause! Applause!) * E. `' x/ y5 [0 a(鼓掌、鼓掌,起立喝采,鼓掌、鼓掌) ! ^, b1 t. X' m2 q1 R& Z 2 A3 k3 w; K: J9 d---------------------------------------------------------------------- & e h' y; Z" |% N 7 d$ W8 }7 s& ]Question: Ms Iran, how do you describe a male organ in your Country?' T3 O$ c5 ]& P' ?, B, p 问:伊朗小姐,请形容贵国男性的性器官。 : o& X! p9 ]; x2 XMs Iran: Well, I can say that male organs in Iran are like thieves. J, O$ n7 t. u+ ^伊朗小姐:伊朗的男性器官象贼。 6 }5 k7 p/ t6 iQuestion: How can you say so? # q' L8 K. w+ W- T2 Z" g. |问:为什么呢? P& [# H5 s: h) uMs Iran: Because they like to enter through the back door.7 n. X( X9 t# g8 v 伊朗小姐:因为他们总爱走后门。) d6 v* i H! _0 C3 \" m+ _ (Applause! Applause! Laughter! Laughter! Applause! >Applause!) ) {! V9 W2 B8 `(鼓掌、鼓掌,大笑、大笑,鼓掌、鼓掌), ^' U$ |( q& [. U8 j4 Y. z& O ----------------------------------------------------------------------- 7 R. M$ \2 c+ d. k( N4 g. e, f& y$ |1 F2 t0 { H4 S Question: Ms India, how do you describe a male organ in your country? + D3 f1 G0 v# I问:印度小姐,请形容贵国男性的性器官。 1 Z& k. X) V: C3 S1 pMs India: Well, I can say the male organs in India are like labourers.9 d/ {7 _) t+ I3 X, v" _1 u. b 印度小姐:印度的男性器官象劳力。 G4 U x1 k M) U4 c% M Question: How can you say so? % F* u9 s" p$ ^问:为什么呢?) r, K1 w0 p+ z! _" j7 H$ q7 r+ K Ms India: Because it works day and night...... 7 P. G7 N; F: p+ R- x/ Q. \. F( `印度小姐:因为日夜劳“做”。 8 j m8 W: }3 J! S(Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause!) # F- K8 k4 z1 w5 M. D! X8 d(鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌) 0 e4 a9 \+ E* z x 9 d- U( d7 H2 X# {3 Y2 R0 j-----------------------------------------------------------------------6 T+ z1 g6 P/ a Question: Ms Malaysia, how do you describe a & m' e9 V3 j( a% a- J4 l7 J w8 Mmale organ in your country?7 E5 }' F7 `! |( Y2 U7 A9 Z. Z 问:马来西亚小姐,请形容贵国男性的性器官。2 t% z) ~! C6 Y; d1 W9 ? Ms Malaysia: Well, I can say that Male Organs in Malaysia are like Proton$ d% o( {6 l- t' N. p6 b/ v0 g! Y car. P% l0 ]& e' x+ t 马来西亚小姐:马来西亚的男性器官象Proton 牌轿车(马来西亚国产车)。 + k* l( N. y8 v y: J; pQuestion: How can you say so? b+ X- k3 e. e3 z% e5 e问:为什么呢? g) I' h! t# ?1 C) X3 u+ c6 ~( K Ms Malaysia: Look tough but actually very soft.1 S* n% f) V! H$ S+ g% T6 Y 马来西亚小姐:看起来很硬(造型类似HONDA)其实很软(一撞就变形)。 ) B& l5 s& _8 b! z4 A; P3 ](Applause! Applause! Laughter! Laughter! Applause! Applause!)0 y% s% m0 x! I1 k (鼓掌、鼓掌,大笑、大笑,鼓掌、鼓掌); ~, V2 |% R/ k. E0 N! P ----------------------------------------------------------------------) o9 ]' Y( A, ]3 C( {( i 0 S1 V3 x5 Y5 i! e, {' Y" n$ i8 y8 rQuestion: Ms Singapore,how do you describe a male organ in your country? ; O! K2 b3 A- G# S9 T问:新加坡小姐,请形容贵国男性的性器官。 , I5 c$ f' y* O$ @- |) `Ms Singapore: Well, I can say that male organ In Singapore is very Kiasu5 J1 d( ~( x% j8 K2 z4 E! |5 m (Afraid to lose). ! Y; `# ?9 O j0 n, C0 s" f# W新加坡小姐:新加坡的男性器官很怕输。 & B$ o8 \$ y& ^+ b; e" L3 e6 FQuestion: How can you say so?% d3 t! w3 ~3 h. O9 Y; M2 ` 问:为什么呢? : n. T& U& I( c: C3 `1 R; wMs Singapore: It always wants to rush in quick and leave 15 minutes; ]; f& R) I% [' W T before the) E. \' h* \. G+ ]# E N% S! v show is over.4 _/ s& a e+ E% K# H R' @ 新加坡小姐:总是冲进场,提前15分钟出场。 ]8 B; h& Y! {9 KApplause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! & g( f; q1 b3 L: F {! p# ?7 F(鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌)3 g c$ x5 X9 e+ A Question: Ms China, how do you describe a male organ in your country?( G) o% o' e% j: [ 问:中国小姐,请形容贵国男性的性器官。 # v! |' N" @: V# T) QMs China: Well, I can say that male organs in China are like a space plane.2 C; p9 O% l$ i6 w/ s4 Z 中国小姐:中国的男性器官象航天飞机。. n* v% |# a! S( @ Question: How can you say so?7 a+ E& m0 X$ f! D 问:为什么呢?: D% q2 q# E9 r Ms China: Because it brings you to paradise within few minutes........ 2 Z% e& v7 D v" l& ]中国小姐:虽然不大,但几分钟内就可以把你送上云端…… 4 O9 a' z" {5 V: Z[em01]
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