so poor man post by carven

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If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman,　　 If you don't, you are not a man,　　 - w, e% f, C0 `0 ?$ b- _If you praise her, she thinks you are lying,　　 - D, H* p/ O* i b `If you don't, you are good for nothing,　　 - g1 C5 k3 I8 l8 `, o! Y2 xIf you agree to all her likes, she is abusing,　 , E, Z: n- u1 ]. R7 j5 l5 g) `If you don't, you are not understanding,　

If you make romance, you are an experienced man,　 If you don't ,you are half a man,　　 If you visit her too often, she thinks it is boring,　　 If you don't, she accuses you of double crossing,　　 + `8 g0 u1 F7 B, Y7 c4 B: a2 F GIf you are well dressed,she says you are a playboy,　　 If you don't, you are a dull boy,　 8 T3 Z; c7 I$ W; F/ U/ R/ A1 e　 If you are jealous, she says it's bad,　　 If you don't , she thinks you do not love her,　　 % {1 i* w) F' D) C- cIf you attempt a romance,she says you didn't respect her,　　 If you don't, she thinks you do not like her,　 3 z! [$ M6 w4 e* ^# x5 I( Q　 3 f3 C8 C3 q- } EIf you are a minute late, she complains it's hard to wait　　 1 U( d! A, _' [5 O. n8 |* ^4 N4 s* B* [If she is late, she says that's a girl's way,　　 If you visit another, she accuses you of being a heel,　　 , ^+ e8 \/ ^1 tIf she is visited by another, 'oh it's natural, % K m/ z* g/ Uwe are girls,　 　 If you kiss her once in a while, she professes you are cold,　 If you kiss her too many, $ P2 r# J. @9 u2 _1 o7 k) ^she yells that you are taking advantage,　 　 . X, v) R- S6 U# U9 [0 m8 }If you fail to help her in crossing the street, you lack ethics　　 . F. D$ ?0 x4 zIf you do, she thinks it's just one of the man's tactics, 　　 If you stare at other, she accuses you of flirting,　　 If she is stared by others, she says that they are just admiring 　　 If you talk, she wants you to listen,　　 If you listen, she wants you to talk, + n, t" f: a1 w, f　　 Oh God! you created those creature called "WOMAN'　　 ; [8 c3 k0 h! c' d m d　　 So simple, yet so complex,　　 So weak, yet so powerful,　　 So confusing, yet so desirable,　　 "O LORD' tell me what to do. AMEN"　

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Dying ' l& F. ~. }9 D! Q1 n+ p9 FJust one sentence: , y- O- h: B. X' X If you Jump, I will Jump!( Men`s power) 8 }2 ]- h5 m# f; Y7 {( A+ K$ ^If you want to know whether a girl love you, you can ask: 0 d! p9 Y9 k; N- e& P8 X; ^* Y" { "If I jump, do you jump?" 1.I will(You are a man); 2.I won`t(You aren`t)

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