so poor man post by carven

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If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman,　　 If you don't, you are not a man,　　 1 |7 M' U+ ?( S# O' ?2 }' RIf you praise her, she thinks you are lying,　　 9 `4 N( x* y" l7 y$ Z" H8 R: cIf you don't, you are good for nothing,　　 If you agree to all her likes, she is abusing,　 2 A! l" w" i' L7 D, tIf you don't, you are not understanding,　 6 U3 T) P* g: C7 c3 P8 I2 |2 S 4 I4 q8 M: U6 I+ f2 f 3 h' k8 {; u4 E0 B

If you make romance, you are an experienced man,　 7 R/ ^) M2 p4 S' ]& Y+ mIf you don't ,you are half a man,　　 If you visit her too often, she thinks it is boring,　　 " Y# `# S/ K5 F3 z; X1 ZIf you don't, she accuses you of double crossing,　　 If you are well dressed,she says you are a playboy,　　 ' V5 D. }3 i) o6 ]3 {: r8 A! Q* _If you don't, you are a dull boy,　 　 - S( `2 ~2 z7 J EIf you are jealous, she says it's bad,　　 8 X! Y) J* g5 z5 F0 u1 NIf you don't , she thinks you do not love her,　　 If you attempt a romance,she says you didn't respect her,　　 2 v* v, l* A# } a& I1 MIf you don't, she thinks you do not like her,　 　 If you are a minute late, she complains it's hard to wait　　 & ]0 F( m" r; I! r: I3 y! x4 aIf she is late, she says that's a girl's way,　　 ) } h- v0 E+ M, [' tIf you visit another, she accuses you of being a heel,　　 If she is visited by another, 'oh it's natural, 1 F0 j- j0 J5 qwe are girls,　 ' H+ ?$ i3 X7 S2 S! F* n7 Z- P- @# H　 If you kiss her once in a while, she professes you are cold,　 If you kiss her too many, * p+ |5 g. s7 j3 Ushe yells that you are taking advantage,　 : w3 i# h5 O/ `0 g; M9 [( ^ @' n　 If you fail to help her in crossing the street, 6 L* x+ _0 P/ I you lack ethics　　 4 `9 N$ `5 Z# _, aIf you do, she thinks it's just one of the man's tactics, 0 x# |8 ]. f. Y" D　　 3 x( v3 A q) ^! S6 C* uIf you stare at other, she accuses you of flirting,　　 G+ z3 ~0 L' n9 w8 g1 D, p8 @( o1 uIf she is stared by others, she says that they are just admiring 3 m; I) f! Q/ I( u! k　　 If you talk, she wants you to listen,　　 If you listen, she wants you to talk, 8 T( p j0 Z7 Z2 J+ C　　 ! W+ P8 J- a) S( R8 \; s9 UOh God! . C% B9 k0 j5 i$ [" eyou created those creature called "WOMAN'　　 　　 So simple, yet so complex,　　 So weak, yet so powerful,　　 So confusing, yet so desirable,　　 |. o. \7 U2 y3 f+ i$ j"O LORD' tell me what to do. AMEN"　

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Dying % F9 A" ?9 S, U3 p9 ^ YJust one sentence: 1 [/ y; N: e$ c( j$ O If you Jump, I will Jump!( Men`s power) If you want to know whether a girl love you, you can ask: "If I jump, do you jump?" 1.I will(You are a man); 2.I won`t(You aren`t)

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