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If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman,　　 6 v, ?1 e0 R0 Z: uIf you don't, you are not a man,　　 If you praise her, she thinks you are lying,　　 : U4 e: r1 _+ ?* ?- r6 t- K1 u4 n) kIf you don't, you are good for nothing,　　 / I; p+ g( D% M1 K7 T* |* ?If you agree to all her likes, she is abusing,　 - ^/ @; Y. b) ] r" oIf you don't, you are not understanding,　 7 K& m4 N3 o) a0 s: D( n- O2 E

If you make romance, you are an experienced man,　 ! P7 P8 S/ W1 I7 w* tIf you don't ,you are half a man,　　 If you visit her too often, she thinks it is boring,　　 If you don't, she accuses you of double crossing,　　 If you are well dressed,she says you are a playboy,　　 1 g6 E; r( b F7 r# N, cIf you don't, you are a dull boy,　 　 If you are jealous, she says it's bad,　　 If you don't , she thinks you do not love her,　　 9 ^7 o0 s5 ~% ]; wIf you attempt a romance,she says you didn't respect her,　　 5 e: R: F6 H, T' C# i; v; U1 hIf you don't, she thinks you do not like her,　 : `- o" S; M- d5 |% S% W　 6 H9 j3 X6 u5 v+ fIf you are a minute late, she complains it's hard to wait　　 ( X# e6 A1 C$ n$ o: \) ^3 _If she is late, she says that's a girl's way,　　 If you visit another, she accuses you of being a heel,　　 If she is visited by another, 'oh it's natural, we are girls,　 　 + w) Z( S5 d/ E- U$ FIf you kiss her once in a while, she professes you are cold,　 If you kiss her too many, ) Y" ]- C% v5 K" ]/ W8 Qshe yells that you are taking advantage,　 　 If you fail to help her in crossing the street, + X0 ?5 g A5 h! M- H( s. |" g you lack ethics　　 $ Y% O! ]" } Q0 _If you do, she thinks it's just one of the man's tactics, / Y U$ y" R2 y　　 If you stare at other, she accuses you of flirting,　　 If she is stared by others, she says that they are just admiring ( ?, V% I; \3 ?1 ~% P9 B; ~7 p' t0 ?　　 ) O; k; v5 B1 mIf you talk, she wants you to listen,　　 If you listen, she wants you to talk, 　　 9 C* t( K$ H' q" [$ ]3 i- zOh God! ; X& t W/ {1 C. T. E iyou created those creature called "WOMAN'　　 　　 So simple, yet so complex,　　 l2 [" u3 O8 u- D: L# ]So weak, yet so powerful,　　 So confusing, yet so desirable,　　 . n8 U' W' U5 N4 L8 d9 l"O LORD' tell me what to do. AMEN"　

Dying Just one sentence: 7 \1 `* v! B T! @# G If you Jump, I will Jump!( Men`s power) If you want to know whether a girl love you, you can ask: "If I jump, do you jump?" 1.I will(You are a man); 2.I won`t(You aren`t) - g. }! z" H/ W+ F: V& P' |9 J

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