so poor man post by carven

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If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman,　　 0 d% S) C% R+ M" K! V" {6 z3 pIf you don't, you are not a man,　　 If you praise her, she thinks you are lying,　　 If you don't, you are good for nothing,　　 If you agree to all her likes, she is abusing,　 / P3 Z0 }5 q' a1 MIf you don't, you are not understanding,　 ; N5 P) g0 ]# T1 O0 d& K/ l % I5 L* w6 \4 i1 T1 k

If you make romance, you are an experienced man,　 If you don't ,you are half a man,　　 If you visit her too often, she thinks it is boring,　　 If you don't, she accuses you of double crossing,　　 8 Q7 j) _+ x& U) Z; dIf you are well dressed,she says you are a playboy,　　 ) O) ^7 X, ]2 A, _If you don't, you are a dull boy,　 ! @& R' |( t" r# b　 + S$ [) C! G( aIf you are jealous, she says it's bad,　　 : m8 S- k& |9 ?4 @" ?8 C, @If you don't , she thinks you do not love her,　　 - H8 Y/ n( K5 D( gIf you attempt a romance,she says you didn't respect her,　　 If you don't, she thinks you do not like her,　 　 If you are a minute late, she complains it's hard to wait　　 ; F- C! C( ?7 s8 x9 d: ?If she is late, she says that's a girl's way,　　 If you visit another, she accuses you of being a heel,　　 ! z& n- U# \/ c2 K4 fIf she is visited by another, 'oh it's natural, 2 G$ W$ N4 F2 |! |' hwe are girls,　 　 3 b1 Y6 \- {- z" l# O! ?% N8 Q) PIf you kiss her once in a while, ' q* j; C7 Z% @; @she professes you are cold,　 If you kiss her too many, * L9 B' j( E8 y8 {she yells that you are taking advantage,　 　 If you fail to help her in crossing the street, / q9 e+ {9 @4 c3 T" ] you lack ethics　　 If you do, she thinks it's just one of the man's tactics, 3 L& J7 q# }2 I1 C; Z7 S　　 ! K7 w9 t+ `/ w! v- Y. i2 uIf you stare at other, she accuses you of flirting,　　 9 Q9 |! G, J$ {9 P& Y6 L7 IIf she is stared by others, . U; f7 N$ z$ c# T2 V7 |$ C she says that they are just admiring , ?6 q; D6 k. D, I　　 If you talk, she wants you to listen,　　 # m+ N$ A' v# L% jIf you listen, she wants you to talk, 　　 Oh God! , a/ q8 ?1 {- X$ n/ a4 R' y& lyou created those creature called "WOMAN'　　 　　 So simple, yet so complex,　　 7 w( a! ?( @8 y8 uSo weak, yet so powerful,　　 ! x8 P4 h3 i6 y. a7 VSo confusing, yet so desirable,　　 "O LORD' tell me what to do. AMEN"　

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Dying Just one sentence: 8 \0 K0 E/ z( m* g2 {1 D% { If you Jump, I will Jump!( Men`s power) / A7 g3 s! }+ V- G8 F& o1 X' e1 HIf you want to know whether a girl love you, you can ask: "If I jump, do you jump?" 1.I will(You are a man); 2.I won`t(You aren`t) 2 `( b4 ^7 |3 ?8 d8 ?& J

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