so poor man post by carven

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If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman,　　 If you don't, you are not a man,　　 If you praise her, she thinks you are lying,　　 " [5 p7 }% j! e9 A% QIf you don't, you are good for nothing,　　 If you agree to all her likes, she is abusing,　 If you don't, you are not understanding,　

If you make romance, you are an experienced man,　 # e# D% P5 m2 i3 V# h7 t& CIf you don't ,you are half a man,　　 3 T' a" t* c. t* ]8 d1 F7 z7 JIf you visit her too often, she thinks it is boring,　　 ) v U. b* B: y4 ]3 ]* r% {( gIf you don't, she accuses you of double crossing,　　 ) ^; v* s. q9 f M, [If you are well dressed,she says you are a playboy,　　 If you don't, you are a dull boy,　 　 If you are jealous, she says it's bad,　　 ' Z9 e" X- U- D1 }$ r1 e; Y/ b, _ ^7 b7 yIf you don't , she thinks you do not love her,　　 If you attempt a romance,she says you didn't respect her,　　 / \) G! [# {- ~" ?7 m7 E! zIf you don't, she thinks you do not like her,　 　 : Y: d1 v0 D0 [) ~' f% }( |* FIf you are a minute late, she complains it's hard to wait　　 If she is late, she says that's a girl's way,　　 7 r2 L& _ U7 I+ R. iIf you visit another, she accuses you of being a heel,　　 / f2 O0 ^# K r7 Q! FIf she is visited by another, 'oh it's natural, we are girls,　 　 If you kiss her once in a while, 5 E' {# w i x7 \ ^% Hshe professes you are cold,　 4 S. Y9 s& @# z* B2 I, UIf you kiss her too many, / i. J! ~+ o5 \+ Tshe yells that you are taking advantage,　 　 " w5 q( Q/ G# I5 N4 SIf you fail to help her in crossing the street, " o6 D/ A) c( L. E you lack ethics　　 , N& e7 w* W3 j& xIf you do, she thinks it's just one of the man's tactics, / I3 o# J+ y/ N* h　　 If you stare at other, she accuses you of flirting,　　 / K4 H9 z3 U) y2 L" OIf she is stared by others, 2 t, }9 d* m2 U7 n1 i9 R" U she says that they are just admiring 　　 2 n/ ?6 q2 B2 _4 s5 \; CIf you talk, she wants you to listen,　　 * n# _- D# B& O- lIf you listen, she wants you to talk, 1 ~- ?; l0 m, N　　 . X5 g5 z- Z! ZOh God! you created those creature called "WOMAN'　　 9 I0 t2 G0 x, T1 ?　　 6 H/ W$ R: N' F2 RSo simple, yet so complex,　　 So weak, yet so powerful,　　 + S/ d( B D' R" ^7 ]% m+ iSo confusing, yet so desirable,　　 # ?+ _: s8 |# K$ B8 x& L"O LORD' tell me what to do. AMEN"　

Dying " r2 P/ J5 d% F: n+ a" n6 RJust one sentence: / Z& s. o# j) K0 ^ If you Jump, I will Jump!( Men`s power) If you want to know whether a girl love you, you can ask: ( d% d' ~% X3 b( R "If I jump, do you jump?" 1.I will(You are a man); 2.I won`t(You aren`t) w- B. k9 Q0 E/ @9 t, Z

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