so poor man post by carven

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If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman,　　 ( D& v5 d5 ^# J- v# k4 l% q' L6 Q8 VIf you don't, you are not a man,　　 ' M R" X$ d! O; t; f- D' fIf you praise her, she thinks you are lying,　　 7 g. `. y- W: D& XIf you don't, you are good for nothing,　　 If you agree to all her likes, she is abusing,　 If you don't, you are not understanding,　 0 p% g5 Y7 l6 X& I& t0 f

If you make romance, you are an experienced man,　 If you don't ,you are half a man,　　 If you visit her too often, she thinks it is boring,　　 If you don't, she accuses you of double crossing,　　 If you are well dressed,she says you are a playboy,　　 6 z% R" s# h7 G2 X5 TIf you don't, you are a dull boy,　 0 W p+ b; L7 t$ C$ S: Z+ M& @　 If you are jealous, she says it's bad,　　 * M* [# j7 F9 h4 b8 m6 [+ FIf you don't , she thinks you do not love her,　　 : z7 B- b' t tIf you attempt a romance,she says you didn't respect her,　　 * T+ w6 y: m, M3 eIf you don't, she thinks you do not like her,　 : [; {$ X$ h* @2 ?, u　 If you are a minute late, she complains it's hard to wait　　 ) y1 h$ ^- K5 D4 r; nIf she is late, she says that's a girl's way,　　 If you visit another, she accuses you of being a heel,　　 If she is visited by another, 'oh it's natural, we are girls,　 # T& u, h* e: a2 b. x　 If you kiss her once in a while, she professes you are cold,　 If you kiss her too many, she yells that you are taking advantage,　 8 J0 l* k9 a; k1 i7 y" K8 P　 If you fail to help her in crossing the street, you lack ethics　　 8 v7 u* T% F6 ]' k9 a. vIf you do, she thinks it's just one of the man's tactics, ! p( |: m. U! `6 D7 I/ L- q　　 ) b T/ B6 H0 K. O+ L8 i9 oIf you stare at other, she accuses you of flirting,　　 If she is stared by others, she says that they are just admiring 　　 % p1 c6 n& R2 R/ t! y9 yIf you talk, she wants you to listen,　　 If you listen, she wants you to talk, 4 a4 U( g; b1 H7 i　　 Oh God! you created those creature called "WOMAN'　　 8 w8 z q* T: @& S" a4 }　　 ! F( [2 Z0 \% G' gSo simple, yet so complex,　　 + y. L0 K8 a7 N* W; l5 v( QSo weak, yet so powerful,　　 * H; b! I8 G2 t+ O5 j! b7 uSo confusing, yet so desirable,　　 "O LORD' tell me what to do. AMEN"　

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Dying 7 Z- d C5 q: S, UJust one sentence: If you Jump, I will Jump!( Men`s power) , l+ b3 J# K/ p5 Y, T* D' IIf you want to know whether a girl love you, you can ask: 8 Q9 p. }' Q! L "If I jump, do you jump?" 1.I will(You are a man); 2.I won`t(You aren`t) 3 q4 R0 ~/ z$ V/ G

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